The Giblot Gestapo Gazette/Issue 13
 The Giblot Gestapo Gazette
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| Issue 13 | In Democratic Giblot, Uprising Calls YOU!! | 5 Gold |
| Revolutionary Edition | ||
| Headless OT Tavern declared Theocratic Republic! | |
Just as the latest uprising was called for earlier today by Frodo Reborn, a similar speech was being made all the way over in the Headless OT tavern at around the same time. Sera Osha declared in a drunken rant, that the Headless OT was now a 'Theocratic State' and that we were all 'truly blessed' to be around when this 'unique opportunity to Honour the Ale Gods arose.' Further questioning revealed that the Ale Gods are aptly named 'Barrel' and 'Tankard.' Not many people know what to make of this development just yet. Although the word is that the price of Ale has dropped by half since the taverns independence! Needless to say, I'm off to go do a bit of investigative journalism in the Headless OT folks... |
| And the award for most rebellious realm goes to...Giblot! | |
Thats right ladies and gentlemen, in the space of about 12 hours two Rebellions have started and ripped a bloody path through Giblot. You've no idea how much fun it is to be sat in Giblot City right now! I tell you, as I write this copy of the Gazette in blood, ready to be reproduced by the slaves in the 'Printing Mill' later, I can see several loyalist soldiers being lynched by the Rebel forces in the street below. At least I think thats what it sounds like. Oh anyway! I do enjoy bloodbaths like these. Though for once we at the Gazette nominate no side as our desired winner. We just want to see some good old fashioned slaughter! We did formally request that both the Loyalists and the Rebels remove their armour for the battle tomorrow. So the flesh and blood could be better cleaved you understand, but our requests have been rejected. Lousy dogs! The Rebel forces in this most recent uprising are being led by Frodo Baggins, who has been a long time Noble of Giblot. He was even resurrected after dying in a Tilogian Jail Cell - What a man! He has called the Rebellion in the hope of removing Anti-Democratic elements from government who were whisked into power after TwistedKitty capitulated to another Rebellion that happened early this morning. We would ask Shaman, the temporary Chancellor to comment on the situation, but someone stuck a dagger in his back early this morning. You couldn't make it up! |
