Redspan

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The Kingdom of RedSpan

Redspan is a realm of warriors, whether you are a hardened fighter or a youngster eager to decapitate the first enemy in sight, Redspan will welcome you if you want to know the true meaning of comradeship, loyalty and cool dresses.

Make sure you familiarize yourself with our local customs and our devotion to Da Great Goat...a great place to start will be our local inn at the roderidderalley 8 in Stargardcity.

Manaydur Lamont, King of Redspan

(more information about the realm will be added in the future)

A Breif History of the Realm

Our scribes are currrently working very hard to gather all of our ancient texts. The results of their work will be posted here as soon as possible.

Important Figures - Past & Present

King de rode ridder Last King of The Dragon, our Guide Through Darkest Times

King ry2n BloodDiver First King under Da Great Goat, Bringer of our Enlightenment

King Manaydur Lamont Second King under Da Great Goat, Rebuilder of our Realm

Lord AJ Von Krondor A True hero of RedSpan and the greatest warrior yet of Da Great Goat

Practices & Proverbs of the Followers of Da Great Goat

Practices & Rituals to honor Da One

-Using soap is heresy; it hides a person's true odor like a mask hides a person's true identity.

-Shiny metals & armors are like a peacock's feathers; they only serve to display your own conceit and vanity. Worn, beaten and rusty metals are prized by us; they have endured many trials and have been steadfast companions.

-Ales & other such drinks are highly prized for their inebriating properties. They put you in a similar state of mind with Da Great Goat and should be enjoyed often and in as large a quantity as possible.

-Dresses/robes/kilts are the only acceptable forms of clothing. Da Great One has no need of pants, and neither do his followers

Proverbs & Sayings inspired by Da One

-"For he who is intelligent and wealthy is not necessarily Da Greatest Achievement of My Being. I do not mean to bring brightest ones to glory. It's just I fart loud sometimes, and somewhat it makes people smarter". -ry2n BloodDiver

-"Self discipline is even more important than regular gas passing". -ry2n BloodDiver

-Ama-zi-hing Goat, how sweet Da Beard, Eat gra-ha-has all day and mehh for sound..

wha-at once was lost, now i-his One One i-his all And Da One ain't round

For glo-hory and G0-ho-hoat we'll rule the-uh land By cart o-hor boat Da One will ne-hever end... -AJ Von Krondor

--oshea 20 September 2005 03:48 (CEST)