Redspan

The Kingdom of RedSpan

We serve Da Great Goat. (more information about the realm will be added in the future)

A Breif History of the Realm

Our scribes are currrently working very hard to gather all of our ancient texts. The results of their work will be posted here as soon as possible.

Important Figures - Past & Present

This will be updated with the "History" section.

Practices & Proverbs of the Followers of Da Great Goat

Practices & Rituals to honor Da One

-Using soap is herecy; it hides a person's true odor.

-Shiny metals & armors are like a peacock's feathers; they only serve to display your own conceit and vanity. Worn, beaten and rusty metals are prized by us; they have endured many trials and have been steadfast companions.

-Ales & other such drinks are highly prized for their inebriating properties. They put you in a similar state of mind with Da Great Goat and should be enjoyed often and in as large a quantity as possible.

-Dresses/robes/kilts are the only acceptable forms of clothing. Da Great One has no need of pants, and neither do his followers

Proverbs & Sayings inspired by Da One

-"For he who is intelligent and wealthy is not necessarily Da Greatest Achievement of My Being. I do not mean to bring brightest ones to glory. It's just I fart loud sometimes, and somewhat it makes people smarter". -ry2n BloodDiver

-"Self discipline is even more important than regular gas passing". -ry2n BloodDiver