Quotes

In-Game, In-Character

High Marshall Tharan's inspirational briefing

Although all seems quit at the front…. Be aware that there is always a period of calmness before the Great Storm breaks out….. So, for everyone who thinks he could take it easy and enjoy the summer sun these days :

……GET THE @#$#@% ON YOUR @#%%$&@# FEET AND REFIT NOW !!!!! ….

Warriors of Carelia, Carry on.

The Third Invasion, BT, on hearing about the Astonishing Book of Necromancy

Report from Jorn Ironborn (6 hours, 52 minutes ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (58 recipients) Battle in Ardmore Sir Bocephus Biggie, Pontifex of Sint is spotted reading from the Astonishing Book of Necromancy.

WHAT MANNER OF EVIL IS THIS?!?

I see no "Bocephus Biggie" in the scout report of Ardmore! Did anyone who was in the battle see him?

Was he leading the Undead?!? With his Book of Necromancy?!?? A Mortal man, the Pontifex of Sint, sided with Demons and Undead against fellow Men of Blood?!?

I have heard of this Bocephus! I know of the Sint and their Blasphemous, Mad, Evil Gods!!! They have sold their Souls for Trash, and they shall suffer in Hell evermore for their Hideous ways!!!!

I am coming for ye, Bocephus!! I shall cleave thy maggot-ridden skull and swim in thy blood and brains!!!

Sir Jorn Ironborn Arn Marquis of Avengmil

Letter from Rasputin (6 hours, 50 minutes ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (58 recipients) The Astonishing Book of Necromancy... is that anything like the Big Book of Necromancy? I had that one when I was a child. Oh, how I loved coloring in the drawings.

Rasputin Dolohov Marquis of Mio Dupaki

Letter from Jorn Ironborn (6 hours, 43 minutes ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (58 recipients) Blasphemy! Corpses rising from the grave is no laughing matter!

(OOC: "The Boy's Big Book of Bones"? "Everything You Wanted To Know About Ghouls, But Where Afraid To Ask"? "Graverobbing For Dummies"?)

Sir Jorn Ironborn Arn Marquis of Avengmil

In-Game, OOC

Hawk Quickblade apon joining the realm CE "I am luckly at cards. I have an Ace up my sleave, Literally"

A New Player...

I'll not say his name because it's a little embarrassing for this guy. I put it in OOC because it's both IC and OOC but more OOC

Sahd:Hello, newcomer, if you would like to be taught by me I would happy to share ALL my knowledge.

New Player:you think I cnt hanle myself you ********!! I'm no noob!! yur lyk the gayest mother*************** I hav eva met in ma hol entire gaming cariaR. Wy du u speke so uper-class. Because yur a ****** ******* **** ***** *****!!! Taht's why!!!

Sahd:Oh, perhaps, I did speak your language. Let me try. I was taught this at a young age by my uncle. Here goes: Ok, noob. Dis iz lyk so damn stupid, so her is waht i wil say, yur a noob!!!

New Player:what!!?!?!?! you ******** **** ***** **** *** *** and ur mom is a *** **** **!!! How's that, noob!!!

Sahd:Wow, I successfully communicated in this "noob" language. Astounding?

New Player:So you lyk dun care? dis place is wiard im outa her!!

Sahd(OOC):That was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen on BM!!!

Discussion List

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