Outer Tilog (Realm)/Forms
The Outer Tilog Office of Documents
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So, someone has asked you to fill out a form. A sad day for you in your family. But you've come to the right place! The Outer Tilog Office of Documents is one of the few agencies without a clever name here in Outer Tilog, and belive me, we're not clever either.
A Short Word About Serial Numbers
One of the finest inventions here at the Outer Tilog Office of Documents is the Serial Number. See, this magical number "represents" a longer and much more usefull "title." By using the serial number, you can both save money on ink, but also befuddle and confuse whoever has to figure out what form corresponds to that serial number.
But what do they really mean? How can you tell what they are? Well, I'm glad you asked, because I've just finished making up an answer! You see, every Serial Number looks like this: WC-011-A (Revision A, Part 1, Section 1). First, there are two letters; in this case, WC. What do they stand for? I have no idea. As far as I know, the first two letters are always WC, and serve only the purpose of making the serial number longer. Second, there are three numbers. These tell you exactly which form you're looking for. No two different forms have the same three numbers. Third, there is a single letter; this further specifies which version of the form you need. Sometimes, mostly when a normal level of confusion is not sufficient, there will be more than a single version of the same form. Fourth, there are three things in parentheses. What exactly is included varies from form to form, but all include an indication of what revision it is. Make sure to use the correct revision, or you may be using an out of date form!
The Library of Forms
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
WC-011-A (Revision A, Part 1, Section 1)
Request for Issuance of Unmarked Form Other Than Form WC-011-A (Any Revision, Any Part, Any Section)
Herewith, applicant (herein referred to as Appellate) ______ humbly/arrogantly (pick one) requests the recipient (herein referred to as Petitioner) of the request supra to issue above-captioned Appellate a copy of form ___________ entitled _________ unmarked. Herein, ‘unmarked’ shall be construed in it’s plain, ordinary meaning; that is, as having markings inscribed by the Outer Tilog Office of Documents or sanctioned agent or agency or as otherwise proscribed by Outer Tilog law but no ex post facto markings, excepting those mandated by the Outer Tilog Office of Documents or sanctioned agent or agency or as proscribed by Outer Tilog law not contrary to the above-mentioned requirements herein. Appellate does/does not (pick one) further requests that form _________ entitled _______ be delivered by trebuchet/carrier-vulture/ballista/a-code-of-thrown-giblets (pick one or more) from Petitioner not later than never/whenever/eventually/yesterday (pick one).
This form, submitted this date,
