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| − | ==A Tribute to Chancellor Garm, upon his election==
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| − | ''written by Lady Murakama Yukiko, and her Chief of Staff Hors D'oeuvre''
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| − | <pre>I saw Garm with Yukiko's menu in his paws
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| − | Walking through the streets of OT in the rain.
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| − | He was looking for a place called AYMCA
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| − | Gonna get himself a big dish of peasant's brains
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| − | HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww! Garm of Outer Tilog. HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!
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| − | If you hear him howling 'round your kitchen door,
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| − | You know he's gonna do you in.
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| − | Twelve whole families got eviscerated late last night.
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| − | Garm's been midnight snacking again.
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| − | HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww! Garm of Outer Tilog. HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!
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| − | He's the hairy-handed soul who dug up Holly's Hole
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| − | Lately he's been prowling 'round the harbour
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| − | Well Moira got bumped off
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| − | and though some people scoff
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| − | They went and made him Chancellor
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| − | HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww! Garm of Outer Tilog. HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!
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| − | Well I saw Dethargos walking with the Senat
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| − | Doing the Garm of Outer Tilog
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| − | Well I saw Dethargos' relatives walking with the Senat
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| − | Doing the Garm of Outer Tilog.
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| − | Well I saw Garm drinking a pint of blood ale at the AYMCA.
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| − | His fur was perfect.
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| − | HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww! Garm of Outer Tilog. HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!
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| − | HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww! Garm of Outer Tilog. HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!</pre>
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| − | ''It's got a great beat, and it's easy to dance to!''
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