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==Makin' A Mess==
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<i>Adapted to Outer Tilog by Lady Alynna, Countess of Nidalery</i><hr>
 
<pre>Garm the Toothgnasher just a singin’ the blues
 
Caught Holly with another man
 
Lit up a serf and did some talkin’
 
With the back of his hand
 
 
 
She started shakin’, started losing her mind
 
But he was kicking back and playing it cool
 
Signed her walkin’ papers
 
Took the 5:15 to Alowca-zoo
 
 
 
Sing for your supper,
 
Nobody rides for free
 
Eat your heart out, I’ll send it m.o.d.
 
 
 
One, two baby what you do
 
Three, four let me show you the door
 
You’re better off dead than makin’ a mess of me
 
Five, six take your last licks
 
Seven, eight let me give it to you straight
 
You’re better off dead than makin a mess of me
 
 
 
Now Garm-boy’s out havin’ a ball peeing on patrons at the local bar
 
Dark corners, hard kicks, he’s on Dethargos Blvd.
 
Slick Zane and his gargoyle sayin’:
 
Sign upon the dotted line!
 
He shook his head and said:
 
All I need is dig holes in that Holly of mine!
 
 
 
Sing for your supper,
 
Nobody rides for free
 
Take your big time, I’ll take care of me
 
 
 
One, two baby what you do
 
Three, four let me show you the door
 
You’re better off dead than makin’ a mess of me
 
Five, six take your last licks
 
Seven, eight let me give it to you straight
 
You’re better off dead than makin a mess of me
 
 
 
When trouble came knockin’
 
Garm keeps bitin like this!
 
 
 
Sing for your supper,
 
Nobody rides for free
 
Eat your heart out, I’ll send it s.o.d.
 
 
 
One, two baby what you do
 
Three, four let me show you the door
 
You’re better off dead than makin’ a mess of me
 
Five, six take your last licks
 
Seven, eight let me give it to you straight
 
You’re better off dead than makin a mess of me
 
 
 
One, two baby what you do
 
Three, four let me show you the door
 
You’re better off dead than makin’ a mess of me
 
Five, six take your last licks (lick it)
 
Seven, eight let me give it to you straight
 
You’re better off dead than makin a mess of me
 
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[[Category: Colonies]]
 
[[Category: Outer Tilog]]
 

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