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| + | == Duel between Ichigo Kurosaki and Thray Walsh == | ||
| + | Today a duel to surrender between two Itorunt nobles, Thray and Ichigo took place in Itorunt City. An epic duel, and a matter of honour; it is believed that Thray made a remark about Ichigo's family. The battle raged for quite some time, which is a remarkable feat, given that Thray had confessed to only recently figuring out that it was the pointy end of the sword that went towards the opponent. While both sides suffered superficial wounds, both were acting aggressively, and eventually Thray was cut down by a deep blow. | ||
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| + | Now, such a strong success from a young TL such as Ichigo is unusual, and there is much speculation as to what kind of creature Ichigo truly is. The most popular view, however, was made by this editor, and Ichigo has since admitted to the accusation: | ||
| + | <i>And here I thought that Thray had mastered the art of not stabbing himself? '''Or is Ichigo actually a fell swordsman out of the pits of hell'''? I quiver in fear at the very thought... | ||
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| + | Alex (Knight of Ejarr Puutl) | ||
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| + | That I am. | ||
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| + | Ichigo (Knight of Zamor)</i> | ||
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| + | In a statement from Thray's personal trainer, the one who taught him which end of the sword was which, Kalin, gave a statement: | ||
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| + | "Indeed Alex, I was the one that showed him that art of stabbing with the pointy end of a sword. However, like myself, we know very little of how to defend against someone also trying to stab you back, also using the pointy end." | ||
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| + | We at the Itorunt informer hope fopr Thray's speedy recovery, and wish him better luck in future duels. | ||
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== Our scribes are slacking off! == | == Our scribes are slacking off! == | ||
It is true! The scribes of the world are considering going against the [[High Tech Game]] and resorting to sending messages slowly and labouriously! Vote against this today, at the [[Instantaneous Message Petition]]! Keep oppressing the scribes! | It is true! The scribes of the world are considering going against the [[High Tech Game]] and resorting to sending messages slowly and labouriously! Vote against this today, at the [[Instantaneous Message Petition]]! Keep oppressing the scribes! | ||
Revision as of 22:32, 3 May 2006
| The Itorunt Informer | ||
| Price: Free! Written by the Alex Exiled and Aurum Bishamon (some editing and input by Ichigo). | Bringing you the best of the press from Itorunt! | May Edition |
Contents
Duel between Ichigo Kurosaki and Thray Walsh
Today a duel to surrender between two Itorunt nobles, Thray and Ichigo took place in Itorunt City. An epic duel, and a matter of honour; it is believed that Thray made a remark about Ichigo's family. The battle raged for quite some time, which is a remarkable feat, given that Thray had confessed to only recently figuring out that it was the pointy end of the sword that went towards the opponent. While both sides suffered superficial wounds, both were acting aggressively, and eventually Thray was cut down by a deep blow.
Now, such a strong success from a young TL such as Ichigo is unusual, and there is much speculation as to what kind of creature Ichigo truly is. The most popular view, however, was made by this editor, and Ichigo has since admitted to the accusation: And here I thought that Thray had mastered the art of not stabbing himself? Or is Ichigo actually a fell swordsman out of the pits of hell? I quiver in fear at the very thought...
Alex (Knight of Ejarr Puutl)
That I am.
Ichigo (Knight of Zamor)
In a statement from Thray's personal trainer, the one who taught him which end of the sword was which, Kalin, gave a statement:
"Indeed Alex, I was the one that showed him that art of stabbing with the pointy end of a sword. However, like myself, we know very little of how to defend against someone also trying to stab you back, also using the pointy end."
We at the Itorunt informer hope fopr Thray's speedy recovery, and wish him better luck in future duels.
Our scribes are slacking off!
It is true! The scribes of the world are considering going against the High Tech Game and resorting to sending messages slowly and labouriously! Vote against this today, at the Instantaneous Message Petition! Keep oppressing the scribes!
Lies from the OCPAU
This shall be short and to the point. The Oligarchian Observer and the Caligan Courier have both spread lies about our statistics. They claim they beat us. They claim they took into consideration our two special issues. That is a lie. If they had correctly added the numbers, they would see we got more than 1,100 views for April while they only got 1,000 each.
