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Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet
July 2008
July 16
Daviald's birthday poem written for Uceek:
[13:13:41] <Daviald> Some people see age as a badge of wisdom and fulfilled youth. Each passing year the mark increases and respect is deserved. [13:13:48] <Uceek> I hate it already [13:13:49] <Daviald> They pass out cake and give gifts in a celebration of life and joyful hope for many more years spent in your company, because each moment is a blessed gift of life from a higher power that is beyond our comprehension to understand. [13:13:53] <Uceek> :P [13:13:57] <Daviald> The truth is that it doesn’t matter how fast you run, how skilled you learn your karate moves, how many push-ups you can do or what diet plan you are on now. [13:14:03] <Daviald> An unpretentious and unrelenting fact remains. [13:14:11] <Daviald> That with each fleeting year the memories fade, friends vanish, beauty loses its color, life becomes a collection of memoirs. [13:14:19] <Daviald> As birthdays come and go all the alcohol and inebriated experiences in the world serve no embankment to the endless cycle of death. [13:14:21] <Daviald> Time marches on inexorably forward. [13:14:26] <Daviald> Unrelenting, unyielding, incompassionately it hears neither your pleas nor cares for your continued desire to live. It will envelop you in its embrace. [13:14:34] <Daviald> As you fold into his grip and enter the endless night you soon fade from memories and are you yourself forgotten. One more moment in the endless cycle of life and death. [13:14:35] <ELV> it's sad! [13:14:40] <ELV> what is wrong with you [13:14:42] <Daviald> . A dewdrop of water in the sea lost in the ebb and flow. A mere footstep in the surf. [13:14:50] <Riamh> Shut up, ELV...listen. No talk. [13:14:51] <Aarth> hehe [13:14:51] <Daviald> Life is a bitch, then you die. Enjoy what you can of it Kylie because you now have one less year. [13:14:59] <Uceek> Daviald!!
May 2008
Some exceptionally long bit of silliness involving lots of nick changes.
April 2008
[16:46] * Lavigna tried her Goddess-like voice [16:46] <Lavigna> who asked for me? [16:46] * Lavigna slaps Aarth around a bit with a large trout [16:46] <Aarth> Yes? [16:46] <Aarth> You are goddess? [16:47] <Lavigna> ya [16:47] <Aarth> Huh :P [16:47] <Lavigna> don't i look like one? [16:47] <Aarth> I havent seen a pic :P [16:47] <Lavigna> and you won't either [16:47] <Lavigna> you must have blind faith in me [16:47] <Aarth> Heh [16:47] <Lavigna> :) [16:47] <Aarth> :P [16:47] <Aarth> damnit. Dinner time. Mom shouting. [16:48] <Aarth> Brb.
February 2008
[01:15] <Uceek> I'm back [01:15] <Uceek> you all missed me, I can tell [01:15] <Uceek> its so quiet [01:15] <Annaej> lol [01:15] <Uceek> you're all depressed wondering when I'd be home from shopping [01:15] <Uceek> ;) [01:15] <Uceek> either that, or you didn't even notice I left :P [01:16] <Annaej> I think everyone either got drunk or went to bed, or both [01:16] <Uceek> lol [01:16] <SniperChief> I'm arguing with Reilwin about infinity [01:16] <Uceek> really? [01:16] <SniperChief> really really [01:16] <Uceek> so... afterall I don't think the orders changes are too bad [01:16] <Uceek> how about everyone else? [01:17] <Annaej> lol good Uceek [01:17] <SniperChief> (it's taking a while) [01:17] <Uceek> small realms it means nothing to [01:17] <Uceek> big realms, it kinda shares the workload [01:17] <Uceek> though, when 2ICs can send orders it will be better [01:17] <Reilwin> lol, Uceek : really really [01:18] <Uceek> really to infinity? :P [01:19] <Reilwin> to the infinity equal to that of the set which comprises all natural numbers, yup [01:19] * Reilwin refuses to continue till the infinity equal to the set which comprises all real numbers
January 2008
[14:44] <+VinnieThePooh> sting [14:44] <VinnieTheDark> uh [14:44] <VinnieTheDark> stop stealing my nickname [14:44] <Baraedor> VinnieThePooh ftw [14:44] <Baraedor> ! [14:44] Fi|in is now known as VinnieTheWood [14:45] Baraedor is now known as VinnieTheSquirr [14:45] <VinnieTheSquirr> damn [14:45] VinnieTheSquirr is now known as VinnieTheKoala [14:47] L sets mode: +o VinnieTheDark [14:47] <VinnieThePooh> oh-oh :) [14:48] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +ib #battlemaster!*@* [14:48] <VinnieTheDark> arrrgh [14:48] <VinnieTheWood> Arrrrrg [14:48] <VinnieTheKoala> Arrrrrg [14:49] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +b Vinnie*!*@* [14:49] <VinnieTheDark> ha [14:50] VinnieTheWood (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has left #battlemaster [14:50] V|nnieTheDark (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has joined #battlemaster [14:50] <VinnieThePooh> Someone care to translate what Vinnie is doing? I don't speak IRC :P [14:51] VinnieTheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has left #battlemaster [14:51] Vinn1etheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has joined #battlemaster [14:51] <Hoensbroeck> VinnieTheDark is trying to protect his nickname;) so that others can't use 'Vinnie-something' [14:51] VinnieThePooh is now known as PrincessVinnie [14:51] <PrincessVinnie> ? [14:51] <Vinn1etheKoala> ? [14:51] VinnieTheDark sets mode: -b+b Vinnie*!*@* *Vinnie*!*@* ... [11:16] <Ragnell> hi Peny [11:17] VinnieTheDark (~Vinnie@kotnet-147.kulnet.kuleuven.be) has joined #battlemaster [11:17] <VinnieTheDark> hm [11:17] <VinnieTheDark> was a little hard to join [11:17] <VinnieTheDark> with having my own nickname banned and all [11:18] <Esorp> Your nicjname was banned? ... [11:27] <Real-e-three> Vinnie banned his own nick :P [11:27] <Real-e-three> Hi Ragnell :) [11:27] <Real-e-three> Yesterday 3 of us changed our nicks to VinnieThe* [11:27] <Real-e-three> And so... [11:27] Real-e-three is now known as Peny [11:28] <Peny> Was fun :D [11:28] <Esorp> lol [11:28] Ragnell is now known as VinnieTheJerk [11:28] <Esorp> I saw someone called VinnieThePooh [11:29] <Peny> That's me :) [11:29] <Esorp> :D [11:29] <Peny> I do that when Vinnie is online :) [11:29] <Peny> Oh [11:29] Peny is now known as VinnieThePooh [11:29] <VinnieTheJerk> :-P [11:29] <VinnieThePooh> He's online :P [11:29] <Esorp> This is tempting.
[13:13] <Kai> moo [13:17] Peny pets the cow [13:20] m2rt milks the cow [13:24] m2rt is now known as Esorp [13:24] Esorp f*cks the cow [13:24] Esorp is now known as m2rt [13:24] Peny grabs a big butcher-knife [13:24] Peny is now known as Cow_Butcher [13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs [13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs again [13:24] Silverhawk starts the fire on a BBQ [13:25] Cow_Butcher is now known as Cow_ [13:25] Cow_ dies [13:25] m2rt brings the ketchup :P [13:25] Cow_ is BBQ-d [13:25] Cow_ is now known as Peny [13:25] Silverhawk grabs a plate and cuts of a piece for m2rt [13:26] m2rt takes the piece and thanks Silverhawk [13:26] <Peny> Milk, anyone? [13:26] m2rt enjoys the fine meat [13:27] <Peny> Kai-aw tastes good [13:43] <Peny> Aw, was someone here yesterday when Vinnie banned his own nick? [13:43] <Peny> I need a log of that :P
<Andrasta> :.:.:.:.:.: <Andrasta> you will never take the ramparts! <Andrasta> i fart in your general direction <Veritek> \_/------/|==|\ (catapult) <Veritek> O (big boulder) <Veritek> :.:... . . . ...:.:.: (what's left of your castle walls) <Ragnell> hmmm <Andrasta> damn you! Andrasta retreats to the keep Ragnell builds the stupid pillow wall again. <Andrasta> an ally! <Andrasta> now you are doomed, Veritek! <Andrasta> sally forth, brave warriors, and crush thine enemies! <Veritek> .| .| .| .| .| .| .| .| (my pikemen of DOOOM!) <Andrasta> 0|0|0|0|0|0| (shield wall!) <Veritek> ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ (my crows that will feast on your bodies!) <Veritek> >>>=====> (Ballista bolts to scatter your shield wall) <Andrasta> |) -> ^-^ (archers picking off the crows) <Ragnell> O-}-< (sleeping Raggy) <Andrasta> drats, my ally is defeated! <Veritek> <,,_,,)--- (Mice to scare your soldiers) <Andrasta> \o/ \o/ \o/ (surrendering troops) <Andrasta> |||||) (||||| (opened gates) <Veritek> o/ \o (victorious troops giving high 5s)
