Cagilan Empire/Literature of Entertainment

Commoner's Literature

The following is literature created by commoners for us nobles

Thruk's Farewell Song

Thruk packed his bag in the dead of night,

A club, a ball, some peanuts and a light,

"Farewell my friends" he said to the air,

"Miss me not, and do not despair."

He took a step and began to wonder,

"Thruk can't see into the yonder!"

But on he went, his mind made up,

Then on the road, he kicked a cup.

"Hurt Thruk's toe!" he yelled in pain,

And the cup rolled down a drain,

He fell on over, his task forgotten,

"This is getting really rotten!"

But Thruk stood up and began anew,

Yelling curses, black and blue,

"Thruk need a drink, before too far"

"harharharharharharhar!"

And so it goes, Thruk went away,

He really could no longer stay,

His time was up and mission done.

Thruk walked towards the rising sun.

Thruk's Bard

"There once was a fellow named Thruk"

"Whose head too often got struck"

"A toothless Barbarian"

"He ain't no Librarian"

"But who the hell gives a f..."

Thruk's Bard Returns

Lady Crystal is a whore,

That's what it said upon the door,

When Thruk burst in,

He punched a chin,

And found Roberto on the floor!

Songs

Songs created by nobles, for entertainment.

Songs of Anger

Song 1

Bang! Bang! Thruk's Tooth Club

Came down upon his head

Bang! Bang! Thruk's Tooth Club

Made sure that he was dead

Songs of War

Song 1

Hey,hey,hey,hey who the heck are we, We are the warriors from the mighty CE, Were gona kill some abbies and carelians as well, Before the war is over in strombran we will dwell, Taking over regions maybe even burning some to the ground, We are the boys from CE and we really get around, Take the fight to the enemy till they don't want no more, May even make a knock on Riverholms door, They may have won some battles but we will win the war, We are the boys from CE and they won't want no more,

For CE!

War Lord

Songs of Chastisement

Song 1

There once was boy called Geoff,

Not very bright - just a Chef,

He fight Thruk for beer,

But instead lost his ear,

So now he both dumb and deaf!

Miscellaneous Songs

Song 1

Sing Thruk a song, you're the music man,

Sing Thruk a song tonight,

Thruk's in the mood for a melody,

And you've got Thruk feelin' alright!

Song 2

There was a man who had a beer and Woodrow was his name Oooo,

He chugged one down then past em around,

And Thurk can tumbling after,

We have beer you know,

We have beer you know,

We have beer you knowwwwwwww,

and more beer at the Table!

Song 3

Thruk oh Thruk were art thou Thruk,

tiss but a drop of a sword could cause such pain, all I vain,

and too be alone who would drink me down, and up agen,

I but wisper and you would come mug in hand ready,

oh Thruk my cup is only but a shadow of it's former size,

without Thruk my drinking pride will shurly die!

Poetry

Poetry of Anger

To be filled in

Poetry of War

Poetry 1

Thruk said to his whore,

"This realm needs a War!"

The girl grabbed her gold,

And ran out to the cold,

"You're right! It's a bore!"

Poetry 2

War is at my door,

and no it's not a whore,

If I don't kill now,

All my men will dround,

theres some on the bathroom floor!

Poetry 3

Thruk really need to go on warpath,

It either that or take a warm bath,

We all know Thruk no like to clean,

He rather rip out enemy spleen,

So someone go wake Zadar Nargath!

Poetry of Chastisement

Poetry 1

There once was a knight named Geoff,

His feet was worse than his breath,

He was noted for stench,

Which was far too intense,

And smelled the whole place up to death...

Poetry 2

I once knew a man named Geoff

That was up until his death

A man called Thruk

Thought he'd be fun to chuck

And hand his body to a Chef

Poetry 3

There once was a fighter named Thruk

Quite the hairy old schmuk

His mouth had a tooth,

His own club knocked it loose,

And that's where his last one got stuck!

Poetry 4

There was once a knight named Vengance,

Who wore pink pokadot pajamas,

Thruk liked them so much,

But Vengance would not let him touch,

So Thruk bought some adorned with pink Bananas!

Poetry 5

The fierce Count Maximuss,

Was heard to curse and cuss,

Whenever his 'bob's got caught

In places they should not aught,

Like is in his surgical truss!

Poetry 6

There once was a man named Thruk,

With his 'bob' he would try to shuck,

He said with a grin,

As he wiped of his chin,

I wish I had learnt to duck

Poetry 7

There was a Barbarian named Thruk

Who kikced my 'bob' real hard

I fell like am run over by a vagon

and I am sure that now he has a hard o.!

Poetry 8

The Lord Maximuss was brave,

Tried putting Thruk into a grave,

Instead he saw a skirt,

And then started to flirt,

But that not what Thruk crave!

Miscellaneous Poetry

Poetry 1

The Cagilan Empire

really only require

its troop leaders to sit around

and make silly little sound

Chants

Angry Chants

To be filled in

War Chants

Chant 1

It's time to strike, it's time to kill,

Come one men, let's hear them shrill!

Stab them hard and stab them fast,

It's time we kick them in the ...face

Chastising Chants

To be filled in

Miscellaneous Chants

The Bard sang a note and the all she wrote