Cagilan Empire/Literature of Entertainment

Commoner's Literature

The following is literature created by commoners for us nobles

Thruk's Bard

"There once was a fellow named Thruk"

"Whose head too often got struck"

"A toothless Barbarian"

"He ain't no Librarian"

"But who the hell gives a f..."

Songs

Songs created by nobles, for entertainment.

Songs of Anger

Song 1

Bang! Bang! Thruk's Tooth Club

Came down upon his head

Bang! Bang! Thruk's Tooth Club

Made sure that he was dead

Songs of War

To be filled in

Songs of Chastisement

Song 1

There once was boy called Geoff,

Not very bright - just a Chef,

He fight Thruk for beer,

But instead lost his ear,

So now he both dumb and deaf!

Miscellaneous Songs

Song 1

Sing Thruk a song, you're the music man,

Sing Thruk a song tonight,

Thruk's in the mood for a melody,

And you've got Thruk feelin' alright!

Song 2

There was a man who had a beer and Woodrow was his name Oooo,

He chugged one down then past em around,

And Thurk can tumbling after,

We have beer you know,

We have beer you know,

We have beer you knowwwwwwww,

and more beer at the Table!

Poetry

Poetry of Anger

To be filled in

Poety of War

Poetry 1

Thruk said to his whore,

"This realm needs a War!"

The girl grabbed her gold,

And ran out to the cold,

"You're right! It's a bore!"

Poetry 2

War is at my door,

and no it's not a whore,

If I don't kill now,

All my men will dround,

theres some on the bathroom floor!

Poetry 3

Thruk really need to go on warpath,

It either that or take a warm bath,

We all know Thruk no like to clean,

He rather rip out enemy spleen,

So someone go wake Zadar Nargath!

Poetry of Chastisement

Poetry 1

There once was a knight named Geoff,

His feet was worse than his breath,

He was noted for stench,

Which was far too intense,

And smelled the whole place up to death...

Poetry 2

I once knew a man named Geoff

That was up until his death

A man called Thruk

Thought he'd be fun to chuck

And hand his body to a Chef

Poetry 3

There once was a fighter named Thruk

Quite the hairy old schmuk

His mouth had a tooth,

His own club knocked it loose,

And that's where his last one got stuck!

Poetry 4

There was once a knight named Vengance,

Who wore pink pokadot pajamas,

Thruk liked them so much,

But Vengance would not let him touch,

So Thruk bought some adorned with pink Bananas!

Poetry 5

The fierce Count Maximuss,

Was heard to curse and cuss,

Whenever his 'bob's got caught

In places they should not aught,

Like is in his surgical truss!

Poetry 6

There once was a man named Thruk,

With his 'bob' he would try to shuck,

He said with a grin,

As he wiped of his chin,

I wish I had learnt to duck

Poetry 7

There was a Barbarian named Thruk

Who kikced my 'bob' real hard

I fell like am run over by a vagon

and I am sure that now he has a hard o.!

Poetry 8

The Lord Maximuss was brave,

Tried putting Thruk into a grave,

Instead he saw a skirt,

And then started to flirt,

But that not what Thruk crave!

Miscellaneous Poetry

Poetry 1

The Cagilan Empire

really only require

its troop leaders to sit around

and make silly little sound

Chants

Angry Chants

To be filled in

War Chants

Chant 1

It's time to strike, it's time to kill,

Come one men, let's hear them shrill!

Stab them hard and stab them fast,

It's time we kick them in the ...face

Chastising Chants

To be filled in

Miscellaneous Chants

To be filled in