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The Cagilan Chronicle is now running, bringing you the latest news from all of Atamara! A complex system of peasants who have a rudimentary idea of how to write, some who ''may'' know how to print, and some peasants who have a clue how to deliver things, working together (In harmony) to bring you a ''slightly'' biased report of recent events! A long future is desired, and you, the reader, can make it happen! Tune in monthly for news and updates on major events! | The Cagilan Chronicle is now running, bringing you the latest news from all of Atamara! A complex system of peasants who have a rudimentary idea of how to write, some who ''may'' know how to print, and some peasants who have a clue how to deliver things, working together (In harmony) to bring you a ''slightly'' biased report of recent events! A long future is desired, and you, the reader, can make it happen! Tune in monthly for news and updates on major events! | ||
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In some sick twist of events, absolutely nothing is happening. The grain grows slower, monsters and undead seem to be taking a break, army's are more cumbersome, even the blasted scribes have lost some of their brains! In other words, news is going slow. To make up for this "Lack of events" we have decided to make you all laugh, with our "Pick up lines." (OOC: Medieval style!!!) | In some sick twist of events, absolutely nothing is happening. The grain grows slower, monsters and undead seem to be taking a break, army's are more cumbersome, even the blasted scribes have lost some of their brains! In other words, news is going slow. To make up for this "Lack of events" we have decided to make you all laugh, with our "Pick up lines." (OOC: Medieval style!!!) | ||
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*"When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched." | *"When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched." | ||
Revision as of 00:42, 15 April 2008
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Opening Of The Cagilan Chronicle
The Cagilan Chronicle is now running, bringing you the latest news from all of Atamara! A complex system of peasants who have a rudimentary idea of how to write, some who may know how to print, and some peasants who have a clue how to deliver things, working together (In harmony) to bring you a slightly biased report of recent events! A long future is desired, and you, the reader, can make it happen! Tune in monthly for news and updates on major events! Written by Abilena
No news!!!
In some sick twist of events, absolutely nothing is happening. The grain grows slower, monsters and undead seem to be taking a break, army's are more cumbersome, even the blasted scribes have lost some of their brains! In other words, news is going slow. To make up for this "Lack of events" we have decided to make you all laugh, with our "Pick up lines." (OOC: Medieval style!!!) Written by Abilena
- "When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched."
- "Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"
- "I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and...er...PUNISH me, now won't you?
- "You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Repunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down."
