Cagilan Chronicle/April 2008

Cagilan Chronicle
Cost: Free for nobles and peasants	Editor(s): Abilena	{{{issue}}}
A newspaper originating from the Cagilan Empire!

Ash Sea Islands beat!!

Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Barnlure

Ash Sea Islands vs. Carelia, Darka, Talerium, Tara

Estimated combat strengths: 12000 CS vs. 18000 CS

Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Barnlure

Carelia, Darka, Talerium, Tara vs. Ash Sea Islands

Estimated combat strengths: 9000 CS vs. 6000 CS

In yet another major battle lost by the Ash Sea Islands, coalition forces are now directly neighboring the ASI city of Serquea. An epic battle it was - The peasants of Barnlure wanted nothing to do with any of nobles politics (As much of the peasants work was destroyed) and declared their independence from ASI. More impedent peasants wanting to rule themselves... Haahaa! Have fun with that. Anyways -- Whether Serquea is in the eyes of the coalition forces has yet to be seen. What is for sure, is that ASI is steadily being driven back. Will they, or more so, can they, survive this persistent beating? Time will tell. In an unrelated note, they're like cockroaches, they have a tendency to stay alive. On that happy note, enjoy reading, and stay tuned!

-Written by Abilena

No news!!!

In some sick twist of events, absolutely nothing is happening. The grain grows slower, monsters and undead seem to be taking a break, army's are more cumbersome, even the blasted scribes have lost some of their brains! In other words, news is going slow. To make up for this "Lack of events" we have decided to make you all laugh, with our "Pick up lines." (OOC: Medieval style!!!)

-Written by Abilena

• "When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched."
• "Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"
• "I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and...er...PUNISH me, now won't you?
• "You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Repunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down."

Opening Of The Cagilan Chronicle

The Cagilan Chronicle is now running, bringing you the latest news from all of Atamara! A complex system of peasants who have a rudimentary idea of how to write, some who may know how to print, and some peasants who have a clue how to deliver things, working together (In harmony) to bring you a slightly biased report of recent events! A long future is desired, and you, the reader, can make it happen! Tune in monthly for news and updates on major events!

-Written by Abilena