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== First hand accounts of the Badger. == | == First hand accounts of the Badger. == | ||
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| − | + | To defeat the Badger, we must first understand the badger. What is a Badger? What makes a Badger dangerous? What drives a Badger? Why are Badgers rampaging across Atamara? | |
| − | + | A badger is furry woodland creature, once known for its affinity for mushrooms and fear of snakes. Also reputed to have endorsed a repetative theme song... But that is a story for another day. Badgers now are creatures with claws and fangs and tend to maul people and eat peasents... And Xanio. | |
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| + | A badger is dangerous due to the fact that it rarely works alone. If you see one badger, thousands will likely follow. It also has fangs, that are known to secrete a hallicinogen similar to that found in Pancakes. It has claws and the uncanny ability to maul things... These are the weapons at disposal of badgers. | ||
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| + | What drives a badger can be defined as simple murderous insanity and the urge for wanton destruction. And the hunger for flesh, lets not forget that. | ||
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| + | Why are badgers rampaging across Atamara? Well, they were once a docile, peaceful animal. Then one day, a drunken Raziel2 fed a pack of badgers some pancakes. The results were disasterous. They became violent, and akin to the badgers we know today. They wiped out the peaceful badgers and began to replicate, creating more rabid badgers. | ||
Revision as of 04:26, 19 December 2006
A badger is one of the most fearful creatures. Their natural habitat is in Atamara. They live as far south as Strombran, as far west as Cagil, and as far north as Brackhead. They don't dwell in the islands, mountains, badlands or desert. Small populations live in the fringes of Talerium and Darka. They are notorious for mauling people, and scratching things. They mostly congregate into hoards, where the damage they cause is more destructive than monsters or undead. The current Bane of Badgers is Xanio the Great. He is known for stopping two hoards from overruning the tourney in Cagil. Badgers are notorious for appearing at tourneys. Small populations have been smuggled to Beluaterra, and SEI. Their mortal enemies are the giant man-eating bunnies who live in mountains.
First hand accounts of the Badger.
Raziel2
To defeat the Badger, we must first understand the badger. What is a Badger? What makes a Badger dangerous? What drives a Badger? Why are Badgers rampaging across Atamara?
A badger is furry woodland creature, once known for its affinity for mushrooms and fear of snakes. Also reputed to have endorsed a repetative theme song... But that is a story for another day. Badgers now are creatures with claws and fangs and tend to maul people and eat peasents... And Xanio.
A badger is dangerous due to the fact that it rarely works alone. If you see one badger, thousands will likely follow. It also has fangs, that are known to secrete a hallicinogen similar to that found in Pancakes. It has claws and the uncanny ability to maul things... These are the weapons at disposal of badgers.
What drives a badger can be defined as simple murderous insanity and the urge for wanton destruction. And the hunger for flesh, lets not forget that.
Why are badgers rampaging across Atamara? Well, they were once a docile, peaceful animal. Then one day, a drunken Raziel2 fed a pack of badgers some pancakes. The results were disasterous. They became violent, and akin to the badgers we know today. They wiped out the peaceful badgers and began to replicate, creating more rabid badgers.
