Atamara Independent/Issue 9
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| The Atamara Independent | ||
| "If ya read it here, ya knows it's da troot'!"
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Issue 9 | |
NEWS FLASH!!! | |
KING AMAARENT SCHEDULED TO BE OVERTHROWN IN 12 HOURS TIMEKing Amaarant, da long-time king a Darka, is havin' his overt'row arranged even as we speak. Apparantly da General an' Dukes are fellin' pretty confidnet after ridin' roughshod over da horseriders a Eston, an' are ready ta be kings an' queens demselves. It was also said dat dey were priddy tired a followin' a drag queen. "It ain't the fact that he's a drag queen so much," said one anonymous duke rumored ta be Duke Grumbar, "as the awful dresses he wears." Da rebellion was originally scheduled fer yesterday, but Duke Mr_Jones had a birt'day party ta go ta, an' couldn't guar'ntee he could get online in time. Story by our Atamara Affairs Correspondent Sven |
