Atamara Independent/Issue 6

The Atamara Independent
	"If ya read it here, ya knows it's da troot'!" Head Editor: Ole Junior Editors: Sven, Lars, Lars	Issue 6

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SHOCKED PERDAN SOON TO SURRENDER

In a series of shocking moves, Fontan finally and definitively achieved total victory today when Duke Alexi seceded the Duchy of Krimml, taking his main adversary, Lord Tal, with him to the Perdanese side. These two "nobles" had been bickering at one another since time forgot, and the majority of the realm was more than sick of the arguments. This reporter has no direct access to Perdanese message channels, but can only assume the talks have "intensified" since the betrayal. Fontanese officials have decided to let Perdan endure a few more days of this before setting down the terms for Perdanese unconditional surrender. story by Lars

NEW COMPANY VOWS TO "DUKE IT OUT"

Oh, those nasty Dukes! You've tried banning, fining, rebellion, exiling, even allowing the enemy to TO the region - but still, you just can't get those Dukes out of their cities! Well now, thanks to a new company on FEI, there just might be a way. Frustrated by traditional methods that seemed to go nowhere, a group of former judges have teamed up with some of the best infiltrators and internet crackers to rid you of those unwanted lifetime appointees. "We found that the majority of Dukes, once they've settled into their roles and realized that there is nothing that can be done to remove them, either disappear completely or turn into smug, sarcastic little c***s that nobody likes," said a company spokesman. "The only thing that can be done in these cases is to crack their account, trace it back to their address, and go shoot their dog." The company would not give out how many cases they've handled, but claim the number has been steadily increasing. If you have a nasty Duke in YOUR realm, call DUK-EOUT today! story by Business Reporter Bjorn

HOOTSVILLE COUNTER- COUNTER- COUNTER- COUNTER- COUNTER- COUNTER- COUNTER- REBELLION DOOMED TO FAIL

The counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-rebellion is doomed to fail, according to a spokesman for the rebel loyalist other side. In a statement today, momentarily deposed King Nottapao Ergamer claimed that his side would win through "sheer righteousness", pointing out that the other other side had planned the whole thing OOC on IRC. A spokesman for the other other side denied the allegations, stating that the rebellion was "only for the fame points, and because the other guy's char on FEI is a twat." In totally unrelated news, 2 of Hootsville's remaining 3 regions went rogue today, making it currently the smallest realm on the island.story by Lars