Atamara Independent/Issue 3

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The Atamara Independent
"If ya read it here, ya knows it's da troot'!"


Head Editor: Ole
Junior Editors: Sven, Lars, Lars

Issue 2

ATAMARA INDEPENDENT NOW INTER-ISLAND NEWS
The Atamara Independent, formerly covering Atamara news, is now going to cover other things, too. Probably other islands, or maybe not. Also, more of what we might be thinking. We might have the correct answers to all those thorny D-list questions. And pics of sexy girls in swimsuits. Or maybe not. story by Lars (no, da odder one)
PERDAN KING NIGHTMARE TO STEP DOWN
Ja, ok, so apparently da King a Perdan, over dere on da Western Island - no wait! map's upside down again - Eastern Island has decided after a couple t'ree four years a lyin' about doin' not'in', dat he no longer has time fer lyin' about doin' not'in' an' is t'rowin' in da towel. Odds-on favorite ta replace him is Sangue, who has proved his ability ta lie about doin' not'in' by spendin' nearly a mont' lyin' aroun' doin' not'in' as Perdan's judge. story by Sven