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article = Ja, ok, so apparently da King a Perdan, over dere on da Western Island - no wait! map's upside down again - Eastern Island has decided after a couple t'ree four years a lyin' about doin' not'in', dat he no longer has time fer lyin' about doin' not'in' an' is t'rowin' in da towel. Odds-on favorite ta replace him is Sangue, who has proved his ability ta lie about doin' not'in' by spendin' nearly a mont' lyin' aroun' doin' not'in' as Perdan's judge. ''story by Sven '' | article = Ja, ok, so apparently da King a Perdan, over dere on da Western Island - no wait! map's upside down again - Eastern Island has decided after a couple t'ree four years a lyin' about doin' not'in', dat he no longer has time fer lyin' about doin' not'in' an' is t'rowin' in da towel. Odds-on favorite ta replace him is Sangue, who has proved his ability ta lie about doin' not'in' by spendin' nearly a mont' lyin' aroun' doin' not'in' as Perdan's judge. ''story by Sven '' | ||
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| + | article ='''Special to the Independent by War Correspondent Fruedlich von Jinkleheimerschmidt'''<br><br>In another sign of how pathetic the world has become, especially some people, the destruction of the Republic of Heen has become virtually assured after Arcane found pots of buried gold on a deserted island. Makarian Jens Namtrah, while sitting on the privy, foolishly let his mind slip back to stories his grandfather had told him of burying said pots years before Jens' birth. Within minutes Arcane had swooped down on the excess gold, handing over nearly 1000 piece to the Blood Cult and recruiting the Vlaan armies with the rest. Heen's destruction is now imminent. Let this be a warning to you all - idle Role Play is the Daemon's Money Mint! | ||
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| The Atamara Independent | ||
| "If ya read it here, ya knows it's da troot'!"
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Issue 2 | |
| ATAMARA INDEPENDENT NOW INTER-ISLAND NEWS | |
| The Atamara Independent, formerly covering Atamara news, is now going to cover other things, too. Probably other islands, or maybe not. Also, more of what we might be thinking. We might have the correct answers to all those thorny D-list questions. And pics of sexy girls in swimsuits. Or maybe not. story by Lars (no, da odder one) |
| PERDAN KING NIGHTMARE TO STEP DOWN | |
| Ja, ok, so apparently da King a Perdan, over dere on da Western Island - no wait! map's upside down again - Eastern Island has decided after a couple t'ree four years a lyin' about doin' not'in', dat he no longer has time fer lyin' about doin' not'in' an' is t'rowin' in da towel. Odds-on favorite ta replace him is Sangue, who has proved his ability ta lie about doin' not'in' by spendin' nearly a mont' lyin' aroun' doin' not'in' as Perdan's judge. story by Sven |
| POTS OF BURIED GOLD FINANCE DAEMON HORDES | |
| Special to the Independent by War Correspondent Fruedlich von Jinkleheimerschmidt In another sign of how pathetic the world has become, especially some people, the destruction of the Republic of Heen has become virtually assured after Arcane found pots of buried gold on a deserted island. Makarian Jens Namtrah, while sitting on the privy, foolishly let his mind slip back to stories his grandfather had told him of burying said pots years before Jens' birth. Within minutes Arcane had swooped down on the excess gold, handing over nearly 1000 piece to the Blood Cult and recruiting the Vlaan armies with the rest. Heen's destruction is now imminent. Let this be a warning to you all - idle Role Play is the Daemon's Money Mint! |
