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| + | article = Ja, dat's right - Sordnaz, Dictator fer Life a da Barony a Makar, has decided dat bein' friends wit' everyone is da best way ta go. From now on, all vikin's are supposed ta smile at least ten times a day an' say "please" an' "t'ank you". As a gesture a his good intentions, da Strongman added Suville ta da list a friends a da Barony, leavin' only Protectorate a Magnus an' Minas Ithil on da "not quite friends list". In unrelated news, da Dictator got a new pet pussy cat taday, an' has decided on da name "Poofy".''story by Ole'' | ||
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| The Atamara Independent | ||
| "If ya read it here, ya knows it's da troot'!"
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Issue 2 | |
| TALERIUM - ATAMARA'S NEW BAD BOYS? | |
| Special to the Independent by War Correspondent Fruedlich von Jinkleheimerschmidt As the armies of Atamara marched on the Ash Sea Islands, the usual banners were visible. Tara, of course, after its old capitol; Darka was no surprise; Carelia was no stranger to conflicts in the south. Eston's effort was unusual but quickly revealed itself to be no more than a few religious zealot out to take advantage of the situation. But - Talerium? What was this insignificant land, known for its sand, camels and gold-tipped pyramids, doing in the middle of a looting spree? The fact is, Talerium is poised to be Atamara's next Bad Boy - a robust, bullying nation that could gobble up part of the Carelian Empire and Eston and make Falsan its looting playground. Fantasy, you say? Sources close to King Amaarent of Darka have confirmed comments that "Talerium saved our *** when the monster plague hit us, and we won't be attacking them". With Darka and Eston safe frontiers, and CE being hammered in their misguided war, what's to stop Talerium from grabbing the Western half of CE and fortifying it? Falsan would love to have a two-front war - might even pay for it (are you listening, Darka?). With Talerium a few regions richer, why not Tintar and Nazamroth? Empires crumble; others rise. Is it Talerium's turn to shine? |
| DICTATOR "JEST WANTS TA BE FRIENDS" | |
| Ja, dat's right - Sordnaz, Dictator fer Life a da Barony a Makar, has decided dat bein' friends wit' everyone is da best way ta go. From now on, all vikin's are supposed ta smile at least ten times a day an' say "please" an' "t'ank you". As a gesture a his good intentions, da Strongman added Suville ta da list a friends a da Barony, leavin' only Protectorate a Magnus an' Minas Ithil on da "not quite friends list". In unrelated news, da Dictator got a new pet pussy cat taday, an' has decided on da name "Poofy".story by Ole |
