Difference between revisions of "Ash Sea Islands/The High Serpant Guard"
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| − | *Sir | + | *Sir Kilos |
| − | *Sir | + | *Sir Norseman |
| − | *Sir | + | *Sir Slaughter |
| − | * | + | *Sir Snakes |
| − | * | + | *Count Snakespan |
| − | *Sir | + | *Sir Moisture |
| − | * | + | *Sir Fat Tits |
| − | * | + | *Artichokes |
| − | * | + | *Lord Submarine |
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Revision as of 17:08, 26 April 2007
The High Serpant Guard
We are ASI's gardeners.
We lurk in the bushes at night and wait for a man to stray into our garden, ignorant of royal commands.
We must be twice as strong in order to rape said man.
The HSG
The HSG is under the command of the prestigious and honourable Landesred, Count of Veshin, Marshal of the High Serpant Guard and is sponsored by the mighty and Noble Doc’s Revenge, Duke of Ash’rily. This army is the King's first and most prized force of warriors, with each knight dedicated to upholding and protecting the King and ASI’s glory from all intruders and evil forces that may threaten the sacredness of the Kingdom and its morals.
The Army was formed to serve and protect through all falls of chaos, war or plight, and each Knight has sworn a holy oath above life and death to serve ASI’s greatness even past the grave.
The noted members of this army are as follows.
- Count Spanky of Rapoi Unit
- Duke HSG of Gun envy
- Sir Kilos
- Sir Norseman
- Sir Slaughter
- Sir Snakes
- Count Snakespan
- Sir Moisture
- Sir Fat Tits
- Artichokes
- Lord Submarine
