Asgard Informer/Issue Twelve
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Main editors: Xaphan, Smeagenwulf |
 Scandal in the sh*tter blocks of Norland!
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| by Xaphan Vanimedle |
| Octobr, 2009 |
| Smeagenwulf, long time brick wielder and Norland enthusiast... (will do ... later) |
| Grand Necrogoblikon!
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| by Xaphan Vanimedle |
| October, 2009 |
| Are the Makarian's actually all Goblins? Rumours of this began to circulate as Xaphan came back from a meeting with a Makarian claiming "That bleeding goblin oughta go back to his cave!" this does however explain the Makarian's green complexion and lust for gold and violence, also for horse meat. (will add more) |
| Norland ... the worst lovers in the world?
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| by Xaphan Vanimedle |
| October, 2009 |
| Norlander's are very formidable opponents in sex because they are pretty much invincible when they go on a sexing spree. Even when not sexing, however, Vikings are still almost invincible. Though in a shock poll Norland where voted the second worst lover sin all of Atamara..
"I have news, we Norlander's have been voted the second worst lovers in all of Atamara!" "What?! how, why?!" "Apparently we are to violent in bed, the judges seemed to think we regularly punch cows while we are in the process of love making, also Mad Dog eating some chickens whole didn't help, kind of makes me wonder why we chose him to represent us to the Atamara" "Well who came first?" "Makarian's" "What?! You lie!" "No sir, the horses came out in force to vote for them as the best" "Ahh that explains it. So who came last?" "The Darkan's, seems the barnyard animals where less than impressed with their performance and voted against them" |
