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|editor = Xaphan Vanimedle | |editor = Xaphan Vanimedle | ||
|date = October, 2009 | |date = October, 2009 | ||
− | |article = Are the Makarian's actually all Goblins? Rumours of this began to circulate as Xaphan came back from a meeting with a Makarian claiming "That bleeding goblin oughta go back to his cave!" | + | |article = Are the Makarian's actually all Goblins? |
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+ | Rumours of this began to circulate as Xaphan came back from a meeting with a Makarian claiming "That bleeding goblin oughta go back to his cave!". | ||
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+ | Goblins, are well noted scavengers which eat mostly horse meat, but as food starts to deplete they often demonstrate omnivorous charteristics towards doors (like Mad Dog) they speak with a deep guttural noise from within their throats, not too unlike Mad Dog. Loud screeches are often used by the female species to attract mates, with the males regularly postualting their genitals accross the border at us, which we believe is some sort of mating dance? | ||
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− | "What?! You lie!" | + | "What?! You lie! LIE!" |
"No sir, the horses came out in force to vote for them as the best" | "No sir, the horses came out in force to vote for them as the best" |
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Price: 1 silver coins | Main editors: Xaphan, Smeagenwulf |
Scandal in the sh*tter blocks of Norland! |
by Xaphan Vanimedle |
Octobr, 2009 |
Smeagenwulf, long time brick wielder and Norland enthusiast... (will do ... later) |