Cagilan Citizen/Volume Four

Cagilan Citizen
Cost: Free for noblemen, 10 gold for peasants	Honorable Head Editor: Aðalbjörn Honorable Assistant Editors: Ja, we're still needin' some a dem	space space
The honorable interpretation of events of the Cagilan Empire!

Lootin' laws Repealed in Glorious Pillage a Rabbitland!

Ja, dat's right! Da glorious legions a da Cagilan Empire swept inta Nazia like a infestation a army ants, over runnin' everyt'in' in deir pat's an' totally pillagin' da place. Why do youse care? Cuz da infinately wise Judge Strider saw dat da old laws a no lootin' were crappy, an' decided ta repeal dem. So now, if yer in da armies a da Cagilan Empire, ya can feel free ta loot as much as yer wantin'! Ja, dat's right! Even dough he ain't updated da bulletin yet, dis reporter has heard dat's it's only a matter a gettin' aroun' to it, an' youse should feel free ta do as ya like in dat area from here on out.

So, if yer one a dose realms dat's lootable, ya better hide yer goats, don'tcha know!

Gold bein' raised fer da bounty on my toad-faced brudder

Ja, some a youse knows my brudder Jens, an' a youse don't, but everyone knows dat he's a toad-face an' dat he's tryin' ta hunt me down an' drag me back ta da Barony an' make me be a priest so dat my drinkin' an' swearin' an' whorin' fadder don't gots ta go ta Hel. So, ta keep him away from me, I'm raisin' a bounty on him ta keep him wounded all da time so he can't catch me. So, if you gots some extra gold, go ahead an' stick it on Jens Namtrah's head. Tagedder we can give him da longest sleep time a any Marshal on da island!