By Revan
Some said it was bound to happen eventually. But no-one could have expected that even after we had gutted those traitors that their prophecies would actually come true! Even though Gander had already attacked his brother, Goergyboy the week before, it appeared that Gander would stay with just a warning and a tiny fine for him to chuckle at. However, Gander broke his oath with Goergyboy once again! This time attacking Detinu in his sleep shortly before the monthly Prime Ministerial Elections! Thus Goergyboy was then incarcerated in Giblot prison for a short period before being exiled by Lisa, Grand Justiciar of Giblot. We at the Gazette don't really understand it all to be honest.
I mean, Gander caused havoc in the name of Giblot on a regular basis, he drank blood all the time, he stabbed anyone and everyone just for the hell of it and he spoke to a shard of dagger embedded in his chest. What's not to like about the guy?! In any case, we spoke to one of Gander's closest accomplices in Giblot about the whole thing, Lord Sera Osha.
"Well I'm quite gutted that Gander didn't finish Detinu Detinu off properly to be honest. I've always wondered how aerodynamic Detinu's head would be if I threw it through the air. Of course, Gander was never too interested in Headball. Anyway, I disagree with the establishment completely. As always, Detinu deserved it. He had it coming to him!"
As you can see, another riveting interview from Lord Sera there! But for all his veiled death threats towards Detinu, we do see his point in amongst the bloodlust. Gander should not have been banned for attacking an idiot like Detinu! In any case we don't particularly care about the whole thing. We still have all of Ganders old Underworld Spice contacts. So we'll soldier on regardless!...
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The Giblot Gestapo Gazette
