The Order of Da Great Goat/Sayings inspired by Da One
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Sayings in keeping with Da Way
- "For he who is intelligent and wealthy is not necessarily Da Greatest Achievement of My Being. I do not mean to bring the brightest ones to glory. It's just I fart loud sometimes, and somehow it makes people smarter". -ry2n BloodDiver
- "Self discipline is even more important than regular gas passing". -ry2n BloodDiver
- "For he who draws a lance in a bar fight is like a dead flower in green, juicy grass. Still smells horribly but at least it's decomposing". -ry2n BloodDiver
- "A thousand roads leading to nowhere, but Da Smelly One showed me which road is leading to his Goatly Wisdom. I wish it wasn't such a bumpy road, because my back is hurting". -Omenn Unitea
- "So after Rosegarden Guy was defeated again, a crowd gather around Da Great Goatcheering and waving. One from this crowd asked Da One:
Does walking Da Path make one sure of eternal happiness?
And Da One answered: BURP because he was full of beer and sleepy." -ry2n BloodDiver
- As Da Goat once said, "If two of you fart, blame the other." -Leonard Enstance
- "First impressions that you make on unbelievers are very important," said Da Hairy One. "Nobody cares how beautiful the souffle is if the appetizer was terds-in-a-blanket." -Shamus O'Shea
- "Pigs are meant to eat. Pigs are also filled with lard. That means that golden roosters lay silver eggs." -Taelon Crimsonblade
- I saw Da One once, and he said:
"Fear not ! This smell of decay and rot shall not make any doubt in you ! RedSpan is fine. It's just me who farted".
So were Da Words of Da One. -ry2n BloodDiver
- As Da Smelly One once said, "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. That way your friends don't have to smell your farts." -Shamus O'Shea
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