Outer Tilog (Realm)/Chancellor Garm

A Tribute to Chancellor Garm, upon his election

written by Lady Murakama Yukiko, and her Chief of Staff Hors D'oeuvre

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I saw Garm with Yukiko's menu in his paws
Walking through the streets of OT in the rain.
He was looking for a place called AYMCA
Gonna get himself a big dish of peasant's brains

HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!  Garm of Outer Tilog.  HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!

If you hear him howling 'round your kitchen door,
You know he's gonna do you in.
Twelve whole families got eviscerated late last night.
Garm's been midnight snacking again.

HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!  Garm of Outer Tilog.  HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!

He's the hairy-handed soul who dug up Holly's Hole
Lately he's been prowling 'round the harbour
Well Moira got bumped off
and though some people scoff
They went and made him Chancellor

HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!  Garm of Outer Tilog. HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!

Well I saw Dethargos walking with the Senat
Doing the Garm of Outer Tilog
Well I saw Dethargos' relatives walking with the Senat
Doing the Garm of Outer Tilog.
Well I saw Garm drinking a pint of blood ale at the AYMCA.
His fur was perfect.

HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!  Garm of Outer Tilog.  HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!
HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!  Garm of Outer Tilog.  HHHRRROOOWWWWwwww!

It's got a great beat, and it's easy to dance to!