The Giblot Gestapo Gazette/Issue 11

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Yssdragill.gif The Giblot Gestapo Gazette
Issue 11 With Added Osha! 15 Gold
January Edition

Ungrateful Sods!
By Revan

Yeh thats right folks, Sera was beaten in the Rulership Election this month by 3 Votes. This simply will not do. Clearly, someone is not pulling their weight in Giblot! It's a travesty I tell you! A damn travesty! If I remembered what I threatened you with for not voting Sera last month, I'd damn well threaten you with it now! But, funny story! The blood of the Electoral Official in our dunge I mean, Basement, splattered all over and severely damaged last months copy of the Gazette unfortunately. Alas, thats what happens when a peasants head goes pop in the dungeon!

We hope you've all learned your lessons now however! And remember, from now on - Do as We say! Not as you want to do! It's a valuable lesson in life I think. You'd do well to remember it folks! But now I must go, the Scribe can't stop whimpering that I cut off his hand to write this months issue with! The unworthy swine...