Namtrah Family/Poetry of the Unknown Bard
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Ode to the Badger on My Arse
That night he left the tavern singing,
The catcalls in his ear still ringing,
Singing, ringing,
He felt the stinging,
Of a Badger on his Arse
"What's this?" he cried, first looking right
then left, but could not catch the sight,
Left, right, no sight
From whence the bite,
Of the Badger on his Arse
On he went, twirling round,
No view, but still the gnawing sound,
Around, the sound
The source not found,
Of the Badger on his Arse
Then suddenly, with mighty rip
the Badger from his Arse did slip
With rip, did slip
Flesh from his hip
Took the Badger on his Arse
Oh, Badger! why doest thou hound me so?
From town to sea, where e'er I go,
E'er I go,
Thy bite I know
Oh, thou Badger on my Arse