The Giblot Gestapo Gazette/Issue 6
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Issue 06 | The Very Best in Completely Biased Reporting! | 15 Gold |
August Edition |
Controversy after Assassination Attempt! | |
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In another tremendous show of our commitment to biased and unfair reporting we are starting a "Gander Was Right!" Campaign! We feel that the people of Giblot are misguided in their disapproval over Ganders actions! That Dagger was made for Goergyboy, he had it coming - lets not lie to ourselves here! To ensure our campaign doesn't fail however, we shall be launching a Special Edition of the Giblot Gestapo Gazette to canvas support!
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Dulthalos Steps Down as Commisioner! | |
In a surprise move, Dulthalos stepped down from his position as the Commissioner of the Giblot Headball League today. In a statement released by his scribe, Dulthalos has asked for Headball fans to remain calm as a replacement is found and to continue 'enjoying the beautiful game as you see fit.' Bizarrely Dulthalos has cited an abundance of paperwork for the reason he has stepped down, although it is widely known that Dulthalos avoids paperwork at all costs! The GGG's sympathies are with Dulthalos now that his paperwork has finally caught up with him. We eagerly look forward to see who the next Commissioner shall be!
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New Headball Commissioner Selected | |
After a quiet two weeks in the offices of the Giblot Headball League, another crackpot has been found to fill the position of Commissioner for the GHL. Today Detinu Detinu (not a misprint - we told you he was crazy!) has appointed himself as Commisioner of the League. Suspiciously there were no opponents to Detinu's appointment so we believe he has disposed of the competition! No goody goody will ruin the League that easily! Detinu's ruthless rise to Commissioner is is a sure sign that we're in for a very vicious and enjoyable Tournament in the coming months!
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