The Giblot Gestapo Gazette/Issue 10
 The Giblot Gestapo Gazette
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| Issue 15 | More Evil Than a Drugged Up Tilogian Council Member!!! | 10 Gold |
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| Giblot at War! | |
The Assassins Guild got the short straw earlier this week when the Great Council Convened to decide which Realm would next suffer the Pleasure of having the Giblot Military blunder through their lands, Killing, Raping and Bur- No Wait! Killing then Raping!?!? Hmm... - Oh silly me! I mean Raping, Killing and Burning their way through hostile lands! Most recently the people of Nidalery and Hilly Holes experienced this fine Giblot Hospitality first hand. We did try and get an interview with the Governors of the respective Regions, but it appears they were brutally Murdered on the Orders of the Giblot High Command - Which just serves to prove how efficient we are at dealing out our own unique style of Justice! In any case, after hearing the grumblings of G'war, Duchess and Senior Pitchfork Supervisor of the Assassins, Alexander made a mockingly weak case for War - more power to him we say! So what was Alexanders case exactly? Well we can inform you that Alexander claimed that just as the Assassins Guild had been hired to attack Giblot, Giblot had been hired to attack the Assassins Guild! When we pressed Alexander further to find out who had hired Giblot he started screaming incoherently about being forced into it by the Gazette and he mentioned something else about being whipped into a frenzy by the vast Herds of Ducks in Dalverdy. Were not sure if you entirely buy that but hey! It works for us! We at the GGG only hope that Assassin Blood is shed in Seras'Hel sooner rather than later - were so sick of receiving happy, physically fit Helseran Slaves its unbelievable! Things were so much better in the old days I tell ya!... |