Atamara Independent/Issue 6
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Issue 6 | |
JUST BEING "BOB" NOT ENOUGH | |
Older islands tend to have a natural vetting process, ensuring that only nobles with some degree of knowledge rise to the top. Not so our newest island. In a series of "surprising" discoveries, rebel leaders in several Dwilight Realms are realizing that "Hi, I'm Bob, and I'd like to be your Ruler/Lord/General/etc." is not enough to keep a tiny, bankrupt, monster-infested, starving realm from going under. There's actually some hard work and skill involved. From Everguard to points south, the realization that this isn't just "fame-point-landia" is finally starting to click. Let's hope it's not too late. story by Per Petersen |
NEW COMPANY VOWS TO "DUKE IT OUT" | |
Oh, those nasty Dukes! You've tried banning, fining, rebellion, exiling, even allowing the enemy to TO the region - but still, you just can't get those Dukes out of their cities! Well now, thanks to a new company on FEI, there just might be a way. Frustrated by traditional methods that seemed to go nowhere, a group of former judges have teamed up with some of the best infiltrators and internet crackers to rid you of those unwanted lifetime appointees. |
SHOCKED PERDAN SOON TO SURRENDER | |
In a series of shocking moves, Fontan finally and definitively achieved total victory today when Duke Alexi seceded the Duchy of Krimml, taking his main adversary, Lord Tal, with him to the Perdanese side. These two "nobles" had been bickering at one another since time forgot, and the majority of the realm was more than sick of the arguments. This reporter has no direct access to Perdanese message channels, but can only assume the talks have "intensified" since the betrayal. Fontanese officials have decided to let Perdan endure a few more days of this before setting down the terms for Perdanese unconditional surrender. story by Lars |
HOOTSVILLE COUNTER- COUNTER- COUNTER- COUNTER- COUNTER- COUNTER- COUNTER- REBELLION DOOMED TO FAIL | |
The counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-rebellion is doomed to fail, according to a spokesman for the In a statement today, momentarily deposed King Nottapao Ergamer claimed that his side would win through "sheer righteousness", pointing out that the other other side had planned the whole thing OOC on IRC. |