The Order of Da Great Goat/Songs for Paying Tribute to Da One

"Amazing Goat", by AJ Von Krondor

Amazing Goat

Ama-zi-hing Goat,
how sweet Da Beard,
Eat gra-ha-has all day
and mehh for sound...

wha-at once was lost,
now i-his One
And Da One ain't round

For glo-hory and GO-ho-hoat
we'll rule the-uh land
By cart o-hor boat
Da One will ne-hever end...

"Ode To Goatdom", by Taelon Crimsonblade

Ode To Goatdom

Though he be wise, And he be grand, AJ the noble's, Just a man,
However he, is blessed by One, That rules those, In Goatdom.

[END INTRO] [Begin Chorus]

Goatdom, Goatdom, A grand, old land, Is Goatdom,
Goatdom, Goatdom, To glorious life, In Goatdom
[End Chorus]

Though we may fall, In battle soon, We know we'll drink again,
For those who follow, Da Great Goat, Will rise again in Goatdom
[Chorus}

All the evil, Scallywags, We meet in battle soon,
Shall taste their death, Upon our swords, Ne'er to rise in Goatdom
[Chorus]

Our wives and kids, With bearded face, May look at us and smile,
For though we may, Yet drown in ale, We'll rise again in Goatdom
[Chorus]

My dirty feet, And unsoaped smell, May kill the ones we meet,
But if they are, Of RedSpan blood, They'll rise again in Goatdom
[Chorus X2]

"Smell of Da One", by Boric O'Neill

Smell of Da One

Da Goat loves me and I love Da Goat,
But not in that way, I ain't one of those blokes,
He smells like old barnyard, mom's cooking and stale ale,
But that is the smell that keeps me hearty and hale,
I may stand on my head when I'm full of the drink,
But nothing gets me drunker than a waft of Goat stink,
Women are good for bedding; in a house or a boat,
But only one thing makes me happy...not the women...just Da Goat.

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