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*"When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched." | *"When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched." |
Revision as of 04:24, 14 April 2008
Cagilan Citizen | ||
Cost: Free for nobles and peasants | Head Editor: Abilena | {{{issue}}} |
A newspaper originating from the Cagilan Empire! |
Opening Of The Cagilan Chronicle
The Cagilan Chronicle is now running, bringing you the latest news from all of Atamara! A complex system of peasants who have a rudimentary idea of how to write, some who may know how to print, and some peasants who have a clue how to deliver things, working together (In harmony) to bring you a slightly biased report of recent events! A long future is desired, and you, the reader, can make it happen! Tune in monthly for news and updates on major events!
No news!!!
In a sick twist of events, absolutely nothing is happening. The grain grows slower, monsters and undead seem to be taking a break, army's are more cumbersome, even the blasted scribes have lost some of their brains. In other words, news is going slow. To make up for this "Lack of events" I have decided to make you all laugh, with my "Pick up lines." (OOC: Medieval style!!!)
- "When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched."
- "Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?"
- "I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and...er...PUNISH me, now won't you?
- "You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Repunnzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down."