Difference between revisions of "Outer Tilog (Realm)/Demons"
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Here, i will tell you about the wonderful beings we call 'demons'. | Here, i will tell you about the wonderful beings we call 'demons'. | ||
Demons are a huge part of OT culture and we rely on them for, well.... Nothing really. They just boss us around all day. | Demons are a huge part of OT culture and we rely on them for, well.... Nothing really. They just boss us around all day. | ||
− | But we must worship them all the less or they will eat us. Not that that is a bad thing because, really, it | + | But we must worship them all the less or they will eat us. Not that that is a bad thing because, really, it isn't. |
− | So really, demons just make our | + | So really, demons just make our lives more difficult and painful and thats why we love them so. |
− | I will now give you a brief | + | I will now give you a brief description, and perhaps a picture of the main demons of OT or perhaps just the ones that hurt the most when served with carrots: |
==Ikloobka The Joking== | ==Ikloobka The Joking== | ||
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http://www.westcoastbroadcasting.com/sales/images/JUG30.jpg | http://www.westcoastbroadcasting.com/sales/images/JUG30.jpg | ||
− | This is a picture of Gkoo when he went to the future! Unfortunatly (for them) | + | This is a picture of Gkoo when he went to the future! Unfortunatly (for them) they didn't know who they were dealing with and were all turned into jugs :) |
http://www.thepotteries.org/walks/burgess/teapots_lots.jpg | http://www.thepotteries.org/walks/burgess/teapots_lots.jpg | ||
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+ | =The Lesser Demons of Outer Tilog= | ||
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+ | Here ''I'' (one of the newer guys here, my name is Haroldin, and I'm a necromancer, demonologist, sorcerer, undead skeleton and Minister of Offense for the time being,) will tell you about some of the lesser demons I've discovered. | ||
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+ | ==Hilloukill the Joking== | ||
+ | http://www.lonvig.dk/ap-christmas-clown-500.jpg | ||
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+ | That's right, he has (or had) the same nickname as Ikky, and got beaten up for it for a few eons before he decided to give in and change it to Gary. He still takes summonings under his old name though and could easily kill anyone who isn't a demon using his lethal lack of humor. | ||
+ | Quite crazy and can be intimidated with the right technique. | ||
+ | The picture is from before he decided to make his stolen nickname official. Now his nose is were his left ear (the one hidden behind the hat) should be, and he tends to drop his jaw on the floor as Iklobka smashed the hinges pretty badly. Otherwise his bad jokes tend to cover up the bruises. | ||
+ | The picture is property of the ME&T and has been the cover of the "Mangle Bells" OT Christmas pamphlet for several years, though the pamphlet itself hasn't been published yet. | ||
[[Category: Colonies]] | [[Category: Colonies]] | ||
[[Category: Outer Tilog]] | [[Category: Outer Tilog]] |
Revision as of 22:47, 20 July 2007
The Greater Demons of Outer Tilog
Here, i will tell you about the wonderful beings we call 'demons'. Demons are a huge part of OT culture and we rely on them for, well.... Nothing really. They just boss us around all day. But we must worship them all the less or they will eat us. Not that that is a bad thing because, really, it isn't. So really, demons just make our lives more difficult and painful and thats why we love them so.
I will now give you a brief description, and perhaps a picture of the main demons of OT or perhaps just the ones that hurt the most when served with carrots:
Ikloobka The Joking
http://www.spookyplanet.com/SPNew/comical_masks/images/smiley_skull_du182-l.jpg
A picture of Ikky shortly after blowing up a fleet of ships with thunder bombs
This first demon is a bit of a joker as you can tell. "A demon that tells jokes?! PFFT!" your probably thinking, hmm? Well your dead wrong (Emphasise the 'dead' part)). Old Ikky might start the day with a tidal wave or two then work his way to lunch with a few firestorms here and there then maybe settle down with a hurricane for the night all in a days work! Truly a wonderfully horrible demon and prized throughout the land (not as if we have a choice is it?).
Gkoolllko the Container
http://www.westcoastbroadcasting.com/sales/images/JUG30.jpg
This is a picture of Gkoo when he went to the future! Unfortunatly (for them) they didn't know who they were dealing with and were all turned into jugs :)
http://www.thepotteries.org/walks/burgess/teapots_lots.jpg
The mysterious Sea of Pots
Perhaps one of the most queer demons of OT for it is a jug.
Yep a big, fat giant jug who sits around all day eating human hearts marinated with long swords.
But do not be fooled by its appearance for if you get to close you will turn into a jug as over 1 million Outer-Tilogians? have found out the hard way and has now become what we call 'The Sea of Jugs'.
Gkoolllko has really made it into the OT history books and is just as despired ad fhoojired as the rest of the putrid scum we call Spittleyabbers.
Hjkkklyu the Large
http://grenierduroliste.online.fr/dessins/Demon.jpg
Hjkklyu 'rjokiidging'
This has gotta be one of my personal favourites,
he's big, black and dosnt take s**t from nobody.
For best results, serve with spikey bookmarks.
Jkgoohsssi the Poking
Image
Jkgoo posing for the camera! Say CHEESE!!
Awww isnt he cute?
This one is a sneaky little bugger who likes to steal forks and smelt them onto his butt.
We dont yet know why he does this, but we got a fantastically bad feeling about it.
Rich'rd Le'Fev're the Voracious
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/233000/233359EjLI_w.JPG
Rich'rd Le'Fev're the Voracious is hungry! You must feed him before he consumes the other demons of the Abyss!
Bhillgh O'Reilly the Flatulent
http://www.tipking.co.uk/a2z_images/stomach.jpg
His profound odors ensure the Abyss will never fill.
Rh'oophert M'urd'och the Insatiable
He consumes all within his grasp. Then he reaches for more!
http://www.albatros-travel.com/english/pictureshow/start/images/Hippo-2.jpg
The Lesser Demons of Outer Tilog
Here I (one of the newer guys here, my name is Haroldin, and I'm a necromancer, demonologist, sorcerer, undead skeleton and Minister of Offense for the time being,) will tell you about some of the lesser demons I've discovered.
Hilloukill the Joking
http://www.lonvig.dk/ap-christmas-clown-500.jpg
That's right, he has (or had) the same nickname as Ikky, and got beaten up for it for a few eons before he decided to give in and change it to Gary. He still takes summonings under his old name though and could easily kill anyone who isn't a demon using his lethal lack of humor. Quite crazy and can be intimidated with the right technique. The picture is from before he decided to make his stolen nickname official. Now his nose is were his left ear (the one hidden behind the hat) should be, and he tends to drop his jaw on the floor as Iklobka smashed the hinges pretty badly. Otherwise his bad jokes tend to cover up the bruises. The picture is property of the ME&T and has been the cover of the "Mangle Bells" OT Christmas pamphlet for several years, though the pamphlet itself hasn't been published yet.