Oligarch (Realm)/WCC

What -REALLY- goes on in the WCC...

"http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f15/A8mew/FMA.gif" ==Quotes== (that describe us well...)

"There is a fine line between genius and insanity. We dwell on the insane side, and occasionally hop over into the genius side, grab some things, and take'em home with us."

"We're WCC people, lunacy is our job."

"Prophesy, genius, insanity, squirrels... they're all synonyms."

"I bet most people dont even know who's in the WCC. They probably think we just sit behind desks all day, and come up with genius plans."

• In response: "Little do they know, that we, in fact, are a deep cover rebel movement dedicated to bringing wooden squirrels to LIFE and installing them as the RULERS OF THE WOOOORRRLLD!!"
  • In response to the response: "Right. So, what's on the agenda again?"

"Agenda Leader: "So, what do you guys think they say about us?"

• WCC Congregation:"Does WCC stand for What the Crap Council?"

Summary

Now that I've destroyed any prestigious reputation we may have had, allow me to rebuild it. We joke around and have fun, and thats, to an extent, our job. We have to think in ways no one else does. We have to figure out how our enemies think, and know what they will do before they know what they will do. We have to prepare for every possible scenario, the best and, especially, the WORST CASE. Now, if we always think logically and sensibly, we'll never find the worst case. We have members who are little more than a pile of green ooze given a title, and who claim they are descended from peanut butter(AKA-insane people), and members who are logical, rational human beings. Every point of view is an absolute must, because we must predict and prepare for everything. And we have plenty of fun while doing it.

Purpose

The purpose of the Worst Case Council is to predict and prepare for the worst possible future scenarios, to be a think-tank to plan and theorize. Our job is simple: be professional prophets. We use every means available to achieve this goal, to give accurate predictions to the Oligarchian government.

History

• December 26, 2005- Original Unnofficial Commission by Paul, Banker of Oligarch
• January 1, 2006- First WCC Report- Still classified, Lost in archiving
• January 20, 2006- Second WCC Report- Still classified, Lost in archiving
• February 11, 2006- Third WCC Report, Realm Internal Security Briefing- Still Classified
• February 13, 2006- Fourth WCC Report- Still classified

Past and Present Figures of Importance

• Paul- Unnoficial Commissioner
• Lysander- Official Commissioner
• Hireshmont- First Chairman
• Calender- Classified