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"There once was a fellow named Thruk" | "There once was a fellow named Thruk" | ||
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"Whose head too often got struck" | "Whose head too often got struck" | ||
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"A toothless Barbarian" | "A toothless Barbarian" | ||
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"He ain't no Librarian" | "He ain't no Librarian" | ||
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+ | "But who the hell gives a f..." | ||
==Songs== | ==Songs== | ||
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====Song 1==== | ====Song 1==== | ||
Bang! Bang! Thruk's Tooth Club | Bang! Bang! Thruk's Tooth Club | ||
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Came down upon his head | Came down upon his head | ||
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Bang! Bang! Thruk's Tooth Club | Bang! Bang! Thruk's Tooth Club | ||
− | Made sure that he was dead | + | |
+ | Made sure that he was dead | ||
===Songs of War=== | ===Songs of War=== | ||
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====Song 1==== | ====Song 1==== | ||
There once was boy called Geoff, | There once was boy called Geoff, | ||
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Not very bright - just a Chef, | Not very bright - just a Chef, | ||
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He fight Thruk for beer, | He fight Thruk for beer, | ||
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But instead lost his ear, | But instead lost his ear, | ||
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So now he both dumb and deaf! | So now he both dumb and deaf! | ||
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====Song 1==== | ====Song 1==== | ||
Sing Thruk a song, you're the music man, | Sing Thruk a song, you're the music man, | ||
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Sing Thruk a song tonight, | Sing Thruk a song tonight, | ||
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Thruk's in the mood for a melody, | Thruk's in the mood for a melody, | ||
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And you've got Thruk feelin' alright! | And you've got Thruk feelin' alright! | ||
====Song 2==== | ====Song 2==== | ||
There was a man who had a beer and Woodrow was his name Oooo, | There was a man who had a beer and Woodrow was his name Oooo, | ||
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He chugged one down then past em around, | He chugged one down then past em around, | ||
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And Thurk can tumbling after, | And Thurk can tumbling after, | ||
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We have beer you know, | We have beer you know, | ||
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We have beer you know, | We have beer you know, | ||
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We have beer you knowwwwwwww, | We have beer you knowwwwwwww, | ||
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and more beer at the Table! | and more beer at the Table! | ||
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====Poetry 1==== | ====Poetry 1==== | ||
Thruk said to his whore, | Thruk said to his whore, | ||
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"This realm needs a War!" | "This realm needs a War!" | ||
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The girl grabbed her gold, | The girl grabbed her gold, | ||
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And ran out to the cold, | And ran out to the cold, | ||
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"You're right! It's a bore!" | "You're right! It's a bore!" | ||
====Poetry 2==== | ====Poetry 2==== | ||
War is at my door, | War is at my door, | ||
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and no it's not a whore, | and no it's not a whore, | ||
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If I don't kill now, | If I don't kill now, | ||
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All my men will dround, | All my men will dround, | ||
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theres some on the bathroom floor! | theres some on the bathroom floor! | ||
====Poetry 3==== | ====Poetry 3==== | ||
Thruk really need to go on warpath, | Thruk really need to go on warpath, | ||
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It either that or take a warm bath, | It either that or take a warm bath, | ||
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We all know Thruk no like to clean, | We all know Thruk no like to clean, | ||
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He rather rip out enemy spleen, | He rather rip out enemy spleen, | ||
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So someone go wake Zadar Nargath! | So someone go wake Zadar Nargath! | ||
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====Poetry 1==== | ====Poetry 1==== | ||
There once was a knight named Geoff, | There once was a knight named Geoff, | ||
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His feet was worse than his breath, | His feet was worse than his breath, | ||
He was noted for stench, | He was noted for stench, | ||
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Which was far too intense, | Which was far too intense, | ||
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====Poetry 2==== | ====Poetry 2==== | ||
I once knew a man named Geoff | I once knew a man named Geoff | ||
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That was up until his death | That was up until his death | ||
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A man called Thruk | A man called Thruk | ||
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Thought he'd be fun to chuck | Thought he'd be fun to chuck | ||
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And hand his body to a Chef | And hand his body to a Chef | ||
====Poetry 3==== | ====Poetry 3==== | ||
There once was a fighter named Thruk | There once was a fighter named Thruk | ||
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Quite the hairy old schmuk | Quite the hairy old schmuk | ||
His mouth had a tooth, | His mouth had a tooth, | ||
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And that's where his last one got stuck! | And that's where his last one got stuck! | ||
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====Poetry 4==== | ====Poetry 4==== | ||
There was once a knight named Vengance, | There was once a knight named Vengance, | ||
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Who wore pink pokadot pajamas, | Who wore pink pokadot pajamas, | ||
Thruk liked them so much, | Thruk liked them so much, | ||
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But Vengance would not let him touch, | But Vengance would not let him touch, | ||
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====Poetry 5==== | ====Poetry 5==== | ||
The fierce Count Maximuss, | The fierce Count Maximuss, | ||
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Was heard to curse and cuss, | Was heard to curse and cuss, | ||
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Whenever his 'bob's got caught | Whenever his 'bob's got caught | ||
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In places they should not aught, | In places they should not aught, | ||
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Like is in his surgical truss! | Like is in his surgical truss! | ||
====Poetry 6==== | ====Poetry 6==== | ||
There once was a man named Thruk, | There once was a man named Thruk, | ||
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With his 'bob' he would try to shuck, | With his 'bob' he would try to shuck, | ||
He said with a grin, | He said with a grin, | ||
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As he wiped of his chin, | As he wiped of his chin, | ||
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====Poetry 7==== | ====Poetry 7==== | ||
There was a Barbarian named Thruk | There was a Barbarian named Thruk | ||
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Who kikced my 'bob' real hard | Who kikced my 'bob' real hard | ||
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I fell like am run over by a vagon | I fell like am run over by a vagon | ||
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and I am sure that now he has a hard o.! | and I am sure that now he has a hard o.! | ||
====Poetry 8==== | ====Poetry 8==== | ||
The Lord Maximuss was brave, | The Lord Maximuss was brave, | ||
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Tried putting Thruk into a grave, | Tried putting Thruk into a grave, | ||
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Instead he saw a skirt, | Instead he saw a skirt, | ||
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And then started to flirt, | And then started to flirt, | ||
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But that not what Thruk crave! | But that not what Thruk crave! | ||
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====Poetry 1==== | ====Poetry 1==== | ||
The Cagilan Empire | The Cagilan Empire | ||
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really only require | really only require | ||
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its troop leaders to sit around | its troop leaders to sit around | ||
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and make silly little sound | and make silly little sound | ||
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====Chant 1==== | ====Chant 1==== | ||
It's time to strike, it's time to kill, | It's time to strike, it's time to kill, | ||
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Come one men, let's hear them shrill! | Come one men, let's hear them shrill! | ||
Stab them hard and stab them fast, | Stab them hard and stab them fast, | ||
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It's time we kick them in the ...face | It's time we kick them in the ...face | ||
Revision as of 23:43, 17 October 2005
Contents
Commoner's Literature
The following is literature created by commoners for us nobles
Thruk's Bard
"There once was a fellow named Thruk"
"Whose head too often got struck"
"A toothless Barbarian"
"He ain't no Librarian"
"But who the hell gives a f..."
Songs
Songs created by nobles, for entertainment.
Songs of Anger
Song 1
Bang! Bang! Thruk's Tooth Club
Came down upon his head
Bang! Bang! Thruk's Tooth Club
Made sure that he was dead
Songs of War
To be filled in
Songs of Chastisement
Song 1
There once was boy called Geoff,
Not very bright - just a Chef,
He fight Thruk for beer,
But instead lost his ear,
So now he both dumb and deaf!
Miscellaneous Songs
Song 1
Sing Thruk a song, you're the music man,
Sing Thruk a song tonight,
Thruk's in the mood for a melody,
And you've got Thruk feelin' alright!
Song 2
There was a man who had a beer and Woodrow was his name Oooo,
He chugged one down then past em around,
And Thurk can tumbling after,
We have beer you know,
We have beer you know,
We have beer you knowwwwwwww,
and more beer at the Table!
Poetry
Poetry of Anger
To be filled in
Poety of War
Poetry 1
Thruk said to his whore,
"This realm needs a War!"
The girl grabbed her gold,
And ran out to the cold,
"You're right! It's a bore!"
Poetry 2
War is at my door,
and no it's not a whore,
If I don't kill now,
All my men will dround,
theres some on the bathroom floor!
Poetry 3
Thruk really need to go on warpath,
It either that or take a warm bath,
We all know Thruk no like to clean,
He rather rip out enemy spleen,
So someone go wake Zadar Nargath!
Poetry of Chastisement
Poetry 1
There once was a knight named Geoff,
His feet was worse than his breath,
He was noted for stench,
Which was far too intense,
And smelled the whole place up to death...
Poetry 2
I once knew a man named Geoff
That was up until his death
A man called Thruk
Thought he'd be fun to chuck
And hand his body to a Chef
Poetry 3
There once was a fighter named Thruk
Quite the hairy old schmuk
His mouth had a tooth,
His own club knocked it loose,
And that's where his last one got stuck!
Poetry 4
There was once a knight named Vengance,
Who wore pink pokadot pajamas,
Thruk liked them so much,
But Vengance would not let him touch,
So Thruk bought some adorned with pink Bananas!
Poetry 5
The fierce Count Maximuss,
Was heard to curse and cuss,
Whenever his 'bob's got caught
In places they should not aught,
Like is in his surgical truss!
Poetry 6
There once was a man named Thruk,
With his 'bob' he would try to shuck,
He said with a grin,
As he wiped of his chin,
I wish I had learnt to duck
Poetry 7
There was a Barbarian named Thruk
Who kikced my 'bob' real hard
I fell like am run over by a vagon
and I am sure that now he has a hard o.!
Poetry 8
The Lord Maximuss was brave,
Tried putting Thruk into a grave,
Instead he saw a skirt,
And then started to flirt,
But that not what Thruk crave!
Miscellaneous Poetry
Poetry 1
The Cagilan Empire
really only require
its troop leaders to sit around
and make silly little sound
Chants
Angry Chants
To be filled in
War Chants
Chant 1
It's time to strike, it's time to kill,
Come one men, let's hear them shrill!
Stab them hard and stab them fast,
It's time we kick them in the ...face
Chastising Chants
To be filled in
Miscellaneous Chants
To be filled in