Difference between revisions of "The Aenilian Times/Issue 1"
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+ | '''Product 1)''' We call this, the scribe club. Do you ever get a little angry with you scribes? What about when they make spelling mistakes? This club is perfectly shaped to crunch a scribes skull. It comes in all colours, available in Idapur. | ||
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+ | '''Product 2)''' This is the scribe cooker. It is a long sharp steel pole with a very sharp end, that comes with a great big stove obviously. The purpose of the stick is, while your scribe is retardedly writing some letter. Just give a quick jab the rear and "ta-da", you have a scribe-kebab. Put this over the stove and he should be done in no-time. Mmmmmmm.....yummy. | ||
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+ | ''Scribe-killers is a trademark of killing-scribes-corp all rights reserved.'' |
Revision as of 03:36, 21 February 2007
Printed in Ornaz | First issue out Now!!!!!!
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Editor: Kazuma Shenron
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