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− | + | <center><h3>[[Image:Barony News Marker.png]]Haughty Asked To Leave The Barony[[Image:Barony News Marker.png]]</h3></center> | |
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− | + | Haughty, as some will remember, has been fined not once, but twice for joking about the only crime the Barony considers unforgiveable: treason. The second time he was fined he was given a final warning, if he does it again, he would be banned. | |
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− | + | So what do you know, a new viking shows up and he starts joking about the underground! Hang promptly asked him to leave the realm, to which Haughty replied with... CRYING! What kind of viking is this?! If he had any chance to stay noone would welcome him now. | |
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− | + | (See our new Viking Quote to see his liege's response to crying) | |
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− | + | <center><h3>[[Image:Barony News Marker.png]]Sordnaz speaks on War!![[Image:Barony News Marker.png]]</h3></center> | |
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(February 03) | (February 03) | ||
Letter from Sordnaz | Letter from Sordnaz | ||
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While it is true this paper has previously reported on this issue (after obtaining a copy of Sordnaz's letter to the other rulers), this is truely interesting. We finally see everyones reasons for all these wars - not that we care. We get to loot, who cares why? | While it is true this paper has previously reported on this issue (after obtaining a copy of Sordnaz's letter to the other rulers), this is truely interesting. We finally see everyones reasons for all these wars - not that we care. We get to loot, who cares why? | ||
− | + | <center><h3>[[Image:Barony News Marker.png]]War with Minas Ithil[[Image:Barony News Marker.png]]</h3></center> | |
(Just catching up on the important stuff, this happened January 24) | (Just catching up on the important stuff, this happened January 24) | ||
War! | War! | ||
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<small>Disclaimer: All articles written in the Northland Tribune are NOT necessarily the views of the government of Barony of Makar. They are the editor's opinions and views. If you seek more information regarding certain policies, please contact Sordnaz for official answers.</small> | <small>Disclaimer: All articles written in the Northland Tribune are NOT necessarily the views of the government of Barony of Makar. They are the editor's opinions and views. If you seek more information regarding certain policies, please contact Sordnaz for official answers.</small> | ||
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==Viking Quotes== | ==Viking Quotes== | ||
− | Letter from Sordnaz | + | '''Roleplay from Ender''' |
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− | + | Vikings do not cry like little southern children when things get tough. I dont even want you as a Knight of Makar if you are going to act like that and blame your scribe instead of just killing him and taking responsibility yourself. | |
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+ | <b>Ender<br> | ||
+ | Duke of Makar</b> | ||
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+ | '''Letter from Sordnaz''' | ||
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+ | Some nice RS taunts. | ||
− | + | Which brings me onto another thing, if the 120 man unit has lots of gold and the 35 strong unit has only sore feet, then the 120 man will not be able to run fast enough when the 35 man unit find out that the 120 man unit has stole their beer. Blisters or no blisters, nobody steels our ale. | |
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− | + | I guess Ender has it coming if they touch the local water ;-) | |
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− | + | Dictator of Barony of Makar, Duke of Sale</b> | |
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Latest revision as of 06:54, 27 February 2007
Printed in Icegate | The Voice of the Vikings
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Editor: Hang
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