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article = <center> ''By Ray Porter'' </center> <br> The GHL kicked off to a stunning start with Detinu's new game playing brilliantly. Troop leaders from all over Giblot watched in awe. Peasants supported signage for their favourite but in the end it all came down to Alexander who put his team 2-1 ahead. The General swooped around the BC Wondermen, who turned out to be not-so-wonderful, and powered the head into the net. Several fights occured and resulted in one Troop Leader being injured. | article = <center> ''By Ray Porter'' </center> <br> The GHL kicked off to a stunning start with Detinu's new game playing brilliantly. Troop leaders from all over Giblot watched in awe. Peasants supported signage for their favourite but in the end it all came down to Alexander who put his team 2-1 ahead. The General swooped around the BC Wondermen, who turned out to be not-so-wonderful, and powered the head into the net. Several fights occured and resulted in one Troop Leader being injured. However, he is now back to a stable state and rules are being put in place to stop this sort of behaviour. This just in! Detinu has denied the boards request for rules to stop this and instead is claiming rules need to be put in place to keep this happening! The game will be even more violent than before! | ||
In an interview with Sera Osha, who reportedly changed his name so he could claim Helsera as his Hel, Sera stated that he will be the best | In an interview with Sera Osha, who reportedly changed his name so he could claim Helsera as his Hel, Sera stated that he will be the best player to ever hit the GHL and it would be his season this time. He claimed that the others were not as experienced with heads and methods of carrying as he was. That, however, is to be decided when his first game is played. | ||
It was a disappointing day for the Prime Minister as he performed well below par. Before the game he could be seen sticking his fingers into the eye sockets of heads and throwing them at the opposite team. Something else must have been distracting the PM as he kept grinding his teeth and biting his lips. Rollsovan psychiatrist, Simon Cologist, or Si, described his actions as sexual tension and perhaps he needs some way to relieve some stress. | It was a disappointing day for the Prime Minister as he performed well below par. Before the game he could be seen sticking his fingers into the eye sockets of heads and throwing them at the opposite team. Something else must have been distracting the PM as he kept grinding his teeth and biting his lips. Rollsovan psychiatrist, Simon Cologist, or Si as he prefers, described his actions as sexual tension and perhaps he needs some way to relieve some stress. | ||
Overall suspense is now grasping Giblot by the neck as everyone awaits the next game. This has been Ray Porter on my first assignment for the GGG in rural Rollsovar. | Overall suspense is now grasping Giblot by the neck as everyone awaits the next game. | ||
This has been Ray Porter on my first assignment for the GGG in rural Rollsovar.|}} |
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Issue 06 | The Very Best in Completely Biased Reporting! | 15 Gold |
August Edition |
Controversy after Assassination Attempt! | |
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Join The Cause! |
In another tremendous show of our commitment to biased and unfair reporting we are starting a "Gander Was Right!" Campaign! We feel that the people of Giblot are misguided in their disapproval over Ganders actions! That Dagger was made for Goergyboy, he had it coming - lets not lie to ourselves here! To ensure our campaign doesn't fail however, we shall be launching a Special Edition of the Giblot Gestapo Gazette to canvas support!
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Dulthalos Steps Down as Commissioner! | |
In a surprise move, Dulthalos stepped down from his position as the Commissioner of the Giblot Headball League today. In a statement released by his scribe, Dulthalos has asked for Headball fans to remain calm as a replacement is found and to continue 'enjoying the beautiful game as you see fit.' Bizarrely Dulthalos has cited an abundance of paperwork for the reason he has stepped down, although it is widely known that Dulthalos avoids paperwork at all costs! The GGG's sympathies are with Dulthalos now that his paperwork has finally caught up with him. We eagerly look forward to see who the next Commissioner shall be!
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New Headball Commissioner Selected | |
After a quiet two weeks in the offices of the Giblot Headball League, another crackpot has been found to fill the position of Commissioner for the GHL. Today Detinu Detinu (not a misprint - we told you he was crazy!) has appointed himself as Commissioner of the League. Suspiciously there were no opponents to Detinu's appointment so we believe he has disposed of the competition! No goody goody will ruin the League that easily! Detinu's ruthless rise to Commissioner is a sure sign that we're in for a very vicious and enjoyable Tournament in the coming months!
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Flaming Pile Of... |
Early today, a few hours after it stopped raining, a large glow could be seen coming from Steepglades. Immediately the media jumped to the scene, we being the only media in Giblot. Unfortunately I was assigned to cover this story, something about not keeping up with the requirements. Once on the scene it came to this reporters horror to discover that the glow was caused by burning corpses! Oh the smell was just terrible. Think of the smell from a week old battlefield then light it on fire. Someone yelled something about spelling out, but it was hard to focus with all the noxious fumes.
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New Headball Tournament gets Underway |
Detinu Detinu, Giblot's Newest Headball Commissioner finally kicked off the Second Headball Tournament of Giblot today and announced that the first match would be held in Rollsovar! Detinu has also revealed the secret formula he uses to create the Ice required for his strange new take on Headball. It apparently had Goergyboy singing and dancing the night away with a rather disturbing childhood song about chemicals. It's been reported that several of Goerygyboys students left his academy that night, never to return. If those poor souls are reading this, well, I would've done the same thing too folks!
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Shock! Horror! General Victory! |
The GHL kicked off to a stunning start with Detinu's new game playing brilliantly. Troop leaders from all over Giblot watched in awe. Peasants supported signage for their favourite but in the end it all came down to Alexander who put his team 2-1 ahead. The General swooped around the BC Wondermen, who turned out to be not-so-wonderful, and powered the head into the net. Several fights occured and resulted in one Troop Leader being injured. However, he is now back to a stable state and rules are being put in place to stop this sort of behaviour. This just in! Detinu has denied the boards request for rules to stop this and instead is claiming rules need to be put in place to keep this happening! The game will be even more violent than before! In an interview with Sera Osha, who reportedly changed his name so he could claim Helsera as his Hel, Sera stated that he will be the best player to ever hit the GHL and it would be his season this time. He claimed that the others were not as experienced with heads and methods of carrying as he was. That, however, is to be decided when his first game is played. It was a disappointing day for the Prime Minister as he performed well below par. Before the game he could be seen sticking his fingers into the eye sockets of heads and throwing them at the opposite team. Something else must have been distracting the PM as he kept grinding his teeth and biting his lips. Rollsovan psychiatrist, Simon Cologist, or Si as he prefers, described his actions as sexual tension and perhaps he needs some way to relieve some stress. Overall suspense is now grasping Giblot by the neck as everyone awaits the next game. This has been Ray Porter on my first assignment for the GGG in rural Rollsovar. |