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title ='''Dulthalos Steps Down as | title ='''Dulthalos Steps Down as Commissioner!'''| | ||
article = <center> ''By Revan'' </center> <br>In a surprise move, Dulthalos stepped down from his position as the Commissioner of the Giblot Headball League today. In a statement released by his scribe, Dulthalos has asked for Headball fans to remain calm as a replacement is found and to continue 'enjoying the beautiful game as you see fit.' Bizarrely Dulthalos has cited an abundance of paperwork for the reason he has stepped down, although it is widely known that Dulthalos avoids paperwork at all costs! The GGG's sympathies are with Dulthalos now that his paperwork has finally caught up with him. We eagerly look forward to see who the next Commissioner shall be! | article = <center> ''By Revan'' </center> <br>In a surprise move, Dulthalos stepped down from his position as the Commissioner of the Giblot Headball League today. In a statement released by his scribe, Dulthalos has asked for Headball fans to remain calm as a replacement is found and to continue 'enjoying the beautiful game as you see fit.' Bizarrely Dulthalos has cited an abundance of paperwork for the reason he has stepped down, although it is widely known that Dulthalos avoids paperwork at all costs! The GGG's sympathies are with Dulthalos now that his paperwork has finally caught up with him. We eagerly look forward to see who the next Commissioner shall be! | ||
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Today is a sad day for headball, after all the blood and gore Dulthalos has put into the sport | Today is a sad day for headball, after all the blood and gore Dulthalos has put into the sport it's almost a shame to see this driving force leave us. But in the mean time, let us just concentrate on acquiring heads for the next tournament! Lets all begin sharpening our Axes for the new season! Remember, it's Decapitation fun the whole family can enjoy!|}} | ||
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title ='''New Headball Commissioner Selected'''| | title ='''New Headball Commissioner Selected'''| | ||
article = <center> ''By Revan'' </center> <br>After a quiet two weeks in the offices of the Giblot Headball League, another crackpot has been found to fill the position of Commissioner for the GHL. Today Detinu Detinu (not a misprint - we told you he was crazy!) has appointed himself as | article = <center> ''By Revan'' </center> <br>After a quiet two weeks in the offices of the Giblot Headball League, another crackpot has been found to fill the position of Commissioner for the GHL. Today Detinu Detinu (not a misprint - we told you he was crazy!) has appointed himself as Commissioner of the League. Suspiciously there were no opponents to Detinu's appointment so we believe he has disposed of the competition! No goody goody will ruin the League that easily! Detinu's ruthless rise to Commissioner is a sure sign that we're in for a very vicious and enjoyable Tournament in the coming months! | ||
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In Detinu's first speech as | In Detinu's first speech as Commissioner, he has pledged to hold the next Headball tournament in Steepglades. The game shall be played on the ice that forms near the higher peaks of the mountains, or perhaps it shall be played on an icy river once the Winter hits? So far details are fuzzy on that subject. There have also been several reports that the Heads shall be cut in two and drained with scoring coming from whacking one of the halves of the head into a net with a stick! Apparently after 20 minutes whoever has got the head into the net the most times shall win. Unfortunately, at this time no one knows what to call the heads in this newest headball hybrid. Some people have tried calling it a 'headpuck.' However, these people have been swiftly and violently dealt with for daring to think of something so stupid! | ||
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Another titbit Detinu gave us in his speech is that | Another titbit Detinu gave us in his speech is that there shall be more teams this tournament, however there will be smaller team sizes as a result. Oh, we are in for a fun tournament, although we feel that Detinu may have taken Dulthalos' final words as Commissioner, a little too seriously. From all we have learnt so far of Detinu's plans we can only surmise Detinu has completely lost it! | ||
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In a separate show of goodwill, Detinu has promised to send all the drained brains for use in Sera's Sandwich Shop in Helsera. Rumours of a pact between the two have been vehemently denied by both parties.|}} | In a separate show of goodwill, Detinu has promised to send all the drained brains for use in Sera's Sandwich Shop in Helsera. Rumours of a pact between the two have been vehemently denied by both parties.|}} |
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Dulthalos Steps Down as Commissioner! | |
In a surprise move, Dulthalos stepped down from his position as the Commissioner of the Giblot Headball League today. In a statement released by his scribe, Dulthalos has asked for Headball fans to remain calm as a replacement is found and to continue 'enjoying the beautiful game as you see fit.' Bizarrely Dulthalos has cited an abundance of paperwork for the reason he has stepped down, although it is widely known that Dulthalos avoids paperwork at all costs! The GGG's sympathies are with Dulthalos now that his paperwork has finally caught up with him. We eagerly look forward to see who the next Commissioner shall be!
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New Headball Commissioner Selected | |
After a quiet two weeks in the offices of the Giblot Headball League, another crackpot has been found to fill the position of Commissioner for the GHL. Today Detinu Detinu (not a misprint - we told you he was crazy!) has appointed himself as Commissioner of the League. Suspiciously there were no opponents to Detinu's appointment so we believe he has disposed of the competition! No goody goody will ruin the League that easily! Detinu's ruthless rise to Commissioner is a sure sign that we're in for a very vicious and enjoyable Tournament in the coming months!
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