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#REDIRECT [[Outer Tilog/Poetry]]
''Pharmakeus, Chief Poisoner of Outer Tilog''
 
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<pre>Hush little Garmy, I know what you crave
 
Pharma's gonna to buy you a Giblet slave
 
 
 
And if that Giblet slave won't bow
 
Pharma's gonna buy you an undead cow
 
 
 
And if that undead cow actually dies
 
Pharma's gonna buy you the Lord of Flies
 
 
 
and if that Lord of Flies won't play
 
Pharma's gonna buy you a virgin to slay
 
 
 
And if that virgin starts to beg
 
Pharma's gonna beat her with her own leg
 
 
 
And if that leg begins to break
 
Pharma's gonna carve out a big old steak
 
 
 
And take that steak juicy and raw
 
Pharma's gonna toss it in Garm's nasty maw
 
 
 
And when Garm swallows that juicy steak down
 
He'll be the meanest creature in town.</pre>
 
 
 
''Now nighty night little Garm. You're gonna grow up to be a big big...thing''
 

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