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| − | + | <center><h1><font color=red>EXTRA! EXTRA! --- NEWS FLASH!!! --- EXTRA! EXTRA!</font></h1></center> | |
| − | <center><h1><font color=red>NEWS FLASH!!!</font></h1></center>< | + | <center><h1><b>TOM PROVES ADVIES ARE NOBLES! </b></h1></center> |
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| − | + | '''Dateline - D-list''' In an unprecedented reversal, Tom (aka "The Tom") had no choice but to declare a "nobility amnesty" to all advies until certain inconsistencies could be corrected. | |
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| − | ' | + | The about face came about as a result of a challenge by a Dwilight advy, booger Jones, who was arrested for "adventurism". The Realm's judge, in an unheard of display of stupidity, agreed to listen to the advy's claim to nobility instead of just killing him outright. |
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| − | + | Sir booger, as we are now forced to call him, opened by asserting that "The Tom" had stated for the record that "nobility was in your blood, and cannot be removed". Advies, therefore, were simply "unrecognized nobles". | |
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| + | Sir booger then produced his family's user page, which is available to all nobles, everywhere, anytime, despite several attempts to declare that information off limits. "The User's page is IC," Sir Booger quoted "The Tom". | ||
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| + | "Therefore," concluded Sir booger, "as the Jones family is quite clearly noble, and I am quite clearly related to the Jones family, one can make no other conclusion than I, too, am noble." | ||
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| + | After spending nearly 30 minutes to silence the court, the Judge suggested that "perhaps booger's father did not recognize him?", to which Sir booger replied that "his father had no business role playing something that flew in the face the army of scribes that run the game mechanics" and that his father would end up lightning bolted if his eyesight didn't improve quickly. | ||
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| + | A certain Lord Imadope jumped to his feet at that point and insisted that he would never consort with "a dirty, smelly advy", to which Sir booger replied that he had just had a bath and massage, held more gold in his pocket than Lord Imadope, spoke more eloquently and, were it not for the lack of a coat-of-arms, was indistinguishable from the any other noble. | ||
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| + | With no further arguments against, the Judge was forced to declare sir booger a "recognized noble of the realm" and released him. | ||
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| + | More news and reactions to follow. | ||
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Issue 8 | |
EXTRA! EXTRA! --- NEWS FLASH!!! --- EXTRA! EXTRA!
TOM PROVES ADVIES ARE NOBLES!
Dateline - D-list In an unprecedented reversal, Tom (aka "The Tom") had no choice but to declare a "nobility amnesty" to all advies until certain inconsistencies could be corrected.
The about face came about as a result of a challenge by a Dwilight advy, booger Jones, who was arrested for "adventurism". The Realm's judge, in an unheard of display of stupidity, agreed to listen to the advy's claim to nobility instead of just killing him outright.
Sir booger, as we are now forced to call him, opened by asserting that "The Tom" had stated for the record that "nobility was in your blood, and cannot be removed". Advies, therefore, were simply "unrecognized nobles".
Sir booger then produced his family's user page, which is available to all nobles, everywhere, anytime, despite several attempts to declare that information off limits. "The User's page is IC," Sir Booger quoted "The Tom".
"Therefore," concluded Sir booger, "as the Jones family is quite clearly noble, and I am quite clearly related to the Jones family, one can make no other conclusion than I, too, am noble."
After spending nearly 30 minutes to silence the court, the Judge suggested that "perhaps booger's father did not recognize him?", to which Sir booger replied that "his father had no business role playing something that flew in the face the army of scribes that run the game mechanics" and that his father would end up lightning bolted if his eyesight didn't improve quickly.
A certain Lord Imadope jumped to his feet at that point and insisted that he would never consort with "a dirty, smelly advy", to which Sir booger replied that he had just had a bath and massage, held more gold in his pocket than Lord Imadope, spoke more eloquently and, were it not for the lack of a coat-of-arms, was indistinguishable from the any other noble.
With no further arguments against, the Judge was forced to declare sir booger a "recognized noble of the realm" and released him.
More news and reactions to follow.
