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headline= Song: Our Finest Hour| | |||
date = 8-06-08| | |||
author = Armstrong Ironsides| | |||
article = ''OOC: (Sung to the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again.") (You'll know it when you read it)'' | |||
''Our men go marching unit by unit'' | |||
''Hurrah! Hurrah!'' | |||
''Off to see the Perdanese finished and through'' | |||
''Hurrah! Hurrah!'' | |||
''They’ll slash and kick and bite and stick'' | |||
''But we’ll make sure the enemy is dead like a brick'' | |||
''When the Fontanese army fights like the rolling thunder.'' | |||
''The Caligulans will jump up and down'' | |||
''Hurrah! Hurrah!'' | |||
''They’ll think they’re being bitten to bits'' | |||
''Hurrah! Hurrah!'' | |||
''Our archers will laugh and keep on firing'' | |||
''As the Caligulans bend and take it smiling'' | |||
''When the Fontanese army fights like the rolling thunder.'' | |||
''The Elves will fall one by one'' | |||
''Hurrah! Hurrah!'' | |||
''As easy as pushing a child down'' | |||
''Hurrah! Hurrah!'' | |||
''We’ll stomp on their faces and kick their backs'' | |||
''Then make sure their buried underneath many stacks'' | |||
''When the Fontanese army fights like the rolling thunder.'' | |||
''Those Ol’Rancaguans know not where we strike'' | |||
''Hurrah! Hurrah!'' | |||
''Their Generals are blinder than three mice'' | |||
''Hurrah! Hurrah!'' | |||
''They’ll be over soon and we can cheer'' | |||
''So one of these days you’ll buy me a beer'' | |||
''When the Fontanese army fights like the rolling thunder.'' | |||
''Beware the Confederate scum below'' | |||
''Hurrah! Hurrah!'' | |||
''They’ll tell you their friends and stab you two'' | |||
''Hurrah! Hurrah!'' | |||
''But we got something that they ain’t got'' | |||
''Its integrity and democracy and that’s a lot'' | |||
''When the Fontanese army fights like the rolling thunder.'' | |||
''When the Fontanese army fights like the rolling thunder!''}} | |||
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