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| − | article = The sister of the rebel Fade, who was executed recently for treason, and also the sister of Benny, who recently started a newspaper, has joined the Abington ranks. Reiss Kimura recently sent me a message which insulted this newspaper you are reading and after I | + | article = The sister of the rebel Fade, who was executed recently for treason, and also the sister of Benny, who recently started a newspaper, has joined the Abington ranks. [[Kimura_Family/Reiss|Reiss Kimura]] recently sent me a message which insulted this newspaper you are reading and after I retorted, I received this letter: |
| − | + | ::Letter from Reiss | |
| − | ''You assume I use a sword, you wretched little man. I see you're still using the same ignorant scribe, too. | + | ::''You assume I use a sword, you wretched little man. I see you're still using the same ignorant scribe, too.'' |
| − | ''And I'm not fit to be talking to you? Ha! I would crush you beneath my boot, but the sight you'd receive would be too generous for a fool like you. | + | ::''And I'm not fit to be talking to you? Ha! I would crush you beneath my boot, but the sight you'd receive would be too generous for a fool like you.'' |
| − | ''I would watch your back, fool. Death lurks much closer than you think. | + | ::''I would watch your back, fool. Death lurks much closer than you think.'' |
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It was indeed an irony, when she was wounded in Ambermel. This proves that Abington is unable to apply the words they speak to themselves first before trying to act noble and give other people advice. | It was indeed an irony, when she was wounded in Ambermel. This proves that Abington is unable to apply the words they speak to themselves first before trying to act noble and give other people advice. | ||
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January 31th Easy, High Priest of Darka of Darkanism, said: "Those RedSpanians, what a folk. When I first arrived in Meldeen, I saw that they could not even properly spread the word of their hairy leader, for many other religions had followers here as well. There were barely followers of the goats here, and so the population here was in dire need of some good, salving Gods. The Volcano Gods were welcomed guests here, as every time I spoke to the people of Meldeen, many of them complied to Them. It is common knowledge that the RedSpanians have no honour at all, but I must say that what overcame me a few days ago really crossed all bounderies. That they cannot convert people to believe in a hairy monster, so far perfectly understandable, but that they must send out their infiltrators to attack other priests like me who do have success among the nobles, that really is unbelievable. Once again the RedSpanians have shown their true nature: no honour,no respect, and no guts."
Paradigm, High Priest of Sigrid of Darkanism, said: "RedSpan... yes realm of goatworshippers. Worshippers of lesser beings, that must be the reason why they act so foolish. After all if you worship a lesser being than yourself, then you are getting less intelligent yourself too. This would certainly explain the current behavior pattern of RedSpanians; the false propaganda, the continuous whining. And then we even have their ruler, who says that production didn't lower in Stargard. Well ruler of RedSpan production wasn't what we were after, but thanks for the hundreds of gold though. You don't seem to be missing them so we rather take it from you, after all you are not intelligent enough to realize it. Which then, we come to the point where worshippers of lesser beings get less intelligent themselves again...."
From Creator and Editor, Crescent: "I only have one word for Abington, cowards. You whine, insult and challenge us to fight and now that we're here, you've all disappeared to hide behind walls and hurl insults and fake evidence at us just for propaganda issues. Why not come and face us? What about your 'revenge' you vowed? To RedSpan, You claim we are cowards and had to overrun you with Talerium and Barony of Makar, blame it on your 'Da Smelly Goat' and your allies for not coming to your rescue. This has to be the 'best' Federation I've ever seen."
Jarod, Knight of Winser, said: "All I have to say is that, what those Abbies and goats are writing is a bit ironic. They say that our king is spreading propaganda but they are the ones who are spreading the propaganda. All of it is so ironic. We are at war and they try to hurl allegations towards us because we won a few battles. What irony! The reason we were at war was because of the assassination which those goats committed and now they are whining because we looted Stargard! We are at war with those goats!! Not going to goatdom to hug some goats!"
January 28th Vatticus, Marshal of the Homeguard Army said: "RedSpan is only red cause its covered in blood. The smell bad and worship filth, making them dirty filth lovers of farm animals. They are also weak... being weak is good enough reason to laugh, seeing as I am strong and come from a nation that sees strength to be worthy of worship. I notice a lot of crying from the south, this pleases me, for I have always been a big fan of enemies who cry when they die. Its funny to see them shake fists in the sky wondering why they die... "Lastly, and most importantly. Right now I am eating a holy goat sent from RedSpan, to me, from our troops who are crushing the goats. How many RedSpanners are eating Lava tonight? Bwhahahaha BWAH bwahaha!"
January 19th From Creator and Editor, Crescent: "I would like to remind readers of the RedSpan Revealer that the only thing they reveal are their lies and propaganda. Goats don't smell nice, and I'm sure they were influenced too much by their goats. The goats are in need of a volcano bath in Mnt. Sinclair I think, but I doubt the gods will be pleased with smelly sacrifices."
Nirandor, Knight of Tolhuar said: "While there appears to be great injustice in the whole situation [regarding punishment of traitors], one must never forget that it is laws which govern the land. While I morally object to the execution of Fade, one must not forget he acted upon his own accord and took matters, while having the best interest of the land, into his own hands. Therefore he is responsible for his actions. By turning underground and following his lead it holds him responsible for plotting against the government. "If our Judge was to excuse this, then future conspirators may quote this case in their own trials. A land without law is anarchy, and by that we would fall apart. "As for the punishment upon Manic, I share your pity that the greater of the two evils gets the lesser of punishment, but he has spoken merely words and taken no action. "The law is the law."
Amaarent, Royal Treasurer of Darka said: "I applaud Carelias actions in the case of Vos Estis. It shows Carelia is a realm with honour and respect for other high ranking nobles in the world. The same can not be said of their federation comrade RedSpan." |
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