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'''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium. READ WHY''' | '''5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium. READ WHY''' | ||
− | So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I | + | So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up... |
Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write? | Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write? | ||
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* Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me! | * Talerium is a Republik! So no need to suck up to the King, lick the boot of your Dictator or kiss the ring p.. er of your Pontifex and can say wot ya like... especially if you have a foul mouth like me! | ||
− | * Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come | + | * Infiltrators - best place for all ya evil infiltrators and bandit nobles. All evil doers come and converge in Talerium - Land of Tribesman since our realm is not stuffy nobles up ya nose type of realm that live in a castle with * spit * rules and honour and wot not gettin' in the way of fun - it is all down to earth 'ere and we live in a tent 'cos we are hard. Is all about fun and plunge ya blade in who ya like 'ere! |
− | * Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade! | + | * Traders - Talerium is land of food, skillful traders needed to make piles of gold from all the realms around us that needs food. They all buy food from us 'cos we have loads so get in 'ere and learn ya trade. Everyone wants our tasty delicious desert food! |
* Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chimmy chummy brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium! | * Brothels - plenty of brothels with exotic desert ladies and plenty of exotic drinks especially from our chimmy chummy brewery. Ya wanna have some fun, then come to Talerium! | ||
− | .. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the | + | .. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper. |
By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp * | By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp * |
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5th October 2010 - Looking To Join a Realm? Come to Talerium. READ WHY So I have been appointed on the Talerium Noble Residence Board (TNRB) to try to bring more nobles to our beautify sandy desert land of fine women, fine milk and fine camels. Alright I was self appointed really and the Talerium Noble Residence Board is just me but then just me is more than enough for most especially the ladies and I needed an impressive sounding title for the work I am going to do.. if I can sober up... Why come to Talerium... um.. what points should I write?
.. alright, I think that is it. Probably need to write them up a bit better tho for the masses then will start advertising it proper. By the deserts, I am good. * drinks * * burp *
Have been ordering me men to do civic work whilst I was gettin' drunk watchin' them work. I worked them so hard that seven men left me (21% morale). Blast them! I'll hang them up by their boots if I ever see them again. So I went back to the capital and got some more slaves.. err.. men. I command sixty two men now... the best archers in the land to do civic work. Then I went to the chummy chimney brewery and gone for a drink with me men. (9 hours of expensive entertainment) I can't remember for the life of me how much I paid but it seems a lot. Probably got conned into forking out more gold coins then I realised in my drunken state.
They also learn to know each other better and unit cohesion rises 4 points.
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