The Elven Tribune/Issue 15

http://wiki.battlemaster.org/images/Image-DragonOrb.jpg The Elven Tribune Price: Free Circulation Printed in Sirion City Primary Editors: Doc Primus & Adrian Carstenspace Issue No. 15 Late December 2006 ===Elven Tribune=== News and Events from the great Elven Realm of Sirion on the East Continent Price: Free Circulation Printed In Sirion City DISCLOSURE All articles written in the Elven Tribune are NOT necessarily the views of the Sirion government. They are the editor's opinions and veiws. If you seek more information regarding certain policies, please contact the Prime Minister of Sirion for official answers. CURRENT AFFAIRS Holiday Silence in Sirion There is usually a period of peace and silence in Sirion that starts roughly around the 22nd of December, that lasts for an icredible couple of weeks! The silent times usually end in early January. On another note, LoF is throwing a nice tournament, and I will be there to provide some coverage on it. The last tournament went mostly unmentioned because someone either A. Poisoned my food, or B. My drink. I was quite ill during the whole thing, and remember very little. I wonder if someone is trying to take what is left of my life? -Doc First Design Pattern Authorized in the History of Sirion December 30th, Earlier today, Sir Hyraltic granted Uncle Adrian exclusive right to the special herb grown in Sirion, marking the first pattern to be enacted. The herb and its growth methods were introduced to Sirion by me and it should only be fair that I have some rights over it. This, however, was not welcomed by all. Tung, who had originally planned to compete with Uncle Adrian Enterprise, now has to pay royalties or withdraw his plans. He who laughs last, laughs best. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! - Adrian

Official Political Parties Green Party "Defending the Rights of all People to Toke freely in the Republic! Headquarters are in Oligarch City, next to the Doughnut Shop, in the Hemp Cafe" "Find a Peaceful Solution so we can all kick back and Relax!" YOUR PARTY HERE YOUR PARTY NEWS/MANTRA HERE