Talk:Caligan Courier/March'06

Can you at least show a fellow soldier a bit of respect? Itorunt TL's succeeded in bringing down your walls as was the main plan. If we had wanted to take Supra with Yssria then we would have had half the army pile in for the kill, rather than just the TL's hanging around on our border regions. --The1exile 3 March 2006 23:58 (CET)

You guys couldnt have taken Supra if you life depended on it.....--Twinblade 4 March 2006 00:24 (CET)

Besides, newspapers arent usually about respect. They're about truth, or, like the OO, about opinionated truth! :D And, the truth is, Yssaria/Itorunt lost a big force, as did Caligus(though Caligus is on top right now...), and you smashed the wall, but lost a big force.Vellos 4 March 2006 00:42 (CET)

Not our fault. But if newspapers are about opinionated truth then I might just start slagging you lot off in the Itorunt Informer. You do know that IC decisions can be made on the basis of what is published in newspapers? I just wish Ibladesh would teach its soldiers how to fight long enough so we can go help Yssaria more. Although they also have their own problems, you might want to watch for the next issue of the Itorunt Informer for that. --The1exile 8 March 2006 22:44 (CET)

Bring it, go ahead! The OCPU will smash Itorunt and throw it into an anarchy of rumors! Do it! Rag on us i dare you! It will give us more to make fun of you!--Twinblade 8 March 2006 22:47 (CET)

Oh you will regret that. My new co-editor is the founder of ARSE, and you may find yourself bending over your latrines wishing you hadn't had that last beer... --The1exile 8 March 2006 22:50 (CET)

I'm sorry, I dont drink beer. Also, I believe Ibladesh's chronic failure to achieve any success is enough ammunition for mocking and jeering! Besides, I have my ways to get personal dirt on people! Or, if that fails, I'll invent and create dirt on people! :D My sense of journalistic.... creativity... knows no bounds! ;) Vellos 8 March 2006 23:02 (CET)

Perhaps you should work on the Itorunt Informer! What is this talk about crushing Perdan's army in Al Aquabah earlier this week??? You caught a very small group of inactives on a weekend and call it a great victory after you allies capital was looted to the ground. The main army successfully pulled back to refit. Not to mention you are about to suffer a major defeat in about...oh, 1 hour and 56 minutes. Maybe the Itorunt Informer will write an article about that? I doubt it... --Blackknight 9 March 2006 04:59 (CET)

If I perceive this newspaper as a in character source, then Itorunt Informer can claim a major victory. It may be true or may be false, it can be false news to encourage the peasants, or the bare truth. I think you guys should keep this in the game, end this flame war 2. Tokyo Rose in WW2 spread false information and angered americans like you guys anger each other. Don't let history repeat itself in a wierd, unlike, unimportant way lol. Nice newspapers by the way... Lost my interest doing the elven tribune. Dan raymond March 9, 2006 05:04 (CET)

This is an IC journalism war. The newspapers are IC, we can have an IC flame contest I believe. After all, the OO at least is shamelessly biased and really almost more of a tabloid at times!Vellos 9 March 2006 05:06 (CET)

Hey hey now! Don't go saying Aurum is going to use his connections to ARSE to attack people with. It is to be used to furthur the agenda of peace. No fighting shall go on if we are all out back sitting on a hole. Or for the king, his golden throne with state-of-the-art automatic wiping, disinfecting and flushing. I know Itorunt and Caligus have those. Saw them first-hand. Perhaps other monarchies have them? Perhaps I should write an article on governmental toilets... - Aurum of Bishamon Family March 9, 2006 06:30 (CET)

Aurum, I am sure that we shall be able to publish far more effectively if you overwhelm their latrines. After our new SPECIAL EDITION (bet you didn't see that one coming) we shall control all news on the Island! And no more fighting shall go on, unless it is in this prose that we write to oppose our enemies. And to Dan raymond, all our newspapers are IC. Our flame wars here are all IC, and I shall continue to publish our victories/propaganda. You will notice that I do not have huge faith in Ibladeshs abilities. Perhaps we should form our own news alliance. And if you wish to talk about looting Ibladesh to the ground then why did we pursue your army all the way into Clermont and rout many of your forces? Think about that! --The1exile 9 March 2006 19:43 (CET)

Actually, the OO has 939 views. Check our main page.... Vellos 10 March 2006 02:28 (CET)

Yeah, but how many of these are actually unique views. And not just the same person go to the page to edit it, and such things.

No, im talking about latest editions here....--Twinblade 10 March 2006 12:11 (CET)

Hey! we haven't officailly published our special edition yet! We're also busy negotiating a huge amount of interviews! OOC: One other thing; how can you actually tell how many views a page has had? I have used Media wiki for a while now and have never seen any feature for that. --The1exile 10 March 2006 17:46 (CET)

Bottom of the page, it lists the number of views. Vellos 10 March 2006 22:50 (CET)

The talk of our 2nd edition alone has 140 veiws!--Twinblade 11 March 2006 19:40 (CET)

Maybe, but our main page for the Itorunt Informer has over 130 more views than yours! And soon our next issue will be coming out! --The1exile 19 March 2006 12:34 (CET)

Yes, but The Oligarchian Observer has about 700 more views than you. :D You are losing horribly! Vellos 19 March 2006 13:22 (CET)

I couldn't care less about the Oligarchian Observer. Oligarch will fall soon enough, and my main problem is with this blatant misinformation that the Caligan Courier provides. Still, I think I will slag the Caligan's off some more in my next interview with the king of Yssaria, and maybe I should ask all our allied realms to read our newspaper. Why didn't I think of this earlier... --The1exile 19 March 2006 15:42 (CET)

Have a quote from my latest interview:

Finally, what is your response to a prominent Caligan TL saying "You guys couldn't have taken Supra if you life depended on it...."

My response would be, "Could someone give this confused lad a scout report of Supra please? I believe that they are constructing Yssarian Statues and running up the Yssrian colors."

--The1exile 19 March 2006 19:37 (CET)

We at Oligarch have plenty of fight left in us, my good man. You wonder why you didnt think to ask your allies to buy copies of your paper? Simple: Because you're stupid. (OOC- I hope you know thats an entirely IC insult ;) I'm immensely enjoying our newspaper war!)Vellos 19 March 2006 19:59 (CET)

Oh I'm stupid? I'm not the one in the realm which is about to be overrun by at least three other realms. I too am enjoying our journalistic war, but I don't take much interest in Oligarchian affairs. You will fall, and so will Ibladesh, and then when our aid comes from the north Perdan and Caligus will fall. After that I do not know what will happen. I am confident that we will win this yet. --The1exile 19 March 2006 21:23 (CET)

It's been a while since I visited the EC, but ummm... aren't Itorunt and Ibladesh allies? Marouane 19 March 2006 21:41 (CET)