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Revision as of 15:01, 22 August 2018
Issue 1
| About the Lurian Herald | |
| Day 21 of Spring The Lurian Herald is the successor to many of Dwilight's previous newspapers - the Poryatown Press and the Dwilight Daily to name a few. For a long time, Dwilight has been without reliable and widespread news and so the House of Medici has taken up this task to serve our great continent. We do seek writers of all walks of lives and of all biases to write for the Lurian Herald. The newspaper itself is not strictly loyal to Luria, but its name comes from being based at the heart of Lurian lands, Giask. If you hold any interest, write to Alessio de Medici, and we shall bring you into the fold. The Lurian Herald will be comprised of many forms of news - discussed in these pages will be philosophy, history, religion, politics, warfare, hobbies of the Highborn, anonymous advice, advertisements for taverns and academies and even those sent in by the readers of the Lurian Herald. Such advertisements are all free - the Lurian Herald is entirely funded by the House of Medici - we spare no expense. |
| Society? Culture! - by Alessio de Medici | |
| Philosophy Society is not real. As a concept, they exist, but we do not live on society, we live in cultures. |
| Ask Aunt Andreola - by Andreola de Medici | |
| Advice Question: I live on a farming community, and I have many questions about what we do. Who came up with milking cows? Eating chicken eggs? Answer: People are known to take bold risks to discover new information. That is likely what happened. Question: What is another word for somebody who knows they are right? Answer: A woman. Question: How do I become a successful D'Haran king? Answer: Easy - you charge into battle and get struck on the head enough. Soon enough, you will be paraded as a war hero with absurd ideas. Like living on an island! Question: The man courting me wrote me a poem and it mentioned 'having butterflies' in his stomach. What is wrong with them? Answer: Perhaps he is nervous. Perhaps he is eating caterpillars. Question: What does procrastinating mean? Answer: I will answer this question later. |
| Pian en Luries Takeovers | |
| Seeing as we are actually have someone from the paper in the realm it is by far easier to report these. If at all possible we'll report who initiated the Takeover, how long, and whatever interesting info we can grab. |
