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| − | ====July 16====
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| − | Daviald's birthday poem written for Uceek:
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| − | <pre>[13:13:41] <Daviald> Some people see age as a badge of wisdom and fulfilled youth. Each passing year
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| − | [13:13:48] <Uceek> I hate it already
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| − | [13:13:49] <Daviald> They pass out cake and give gifts in a celebration of life and joyful hope for many
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| − | more years spent in your company, because each moment is a blessed gift of life from a higher power that
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| − | [13:13:53] <Uceek> :P
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| − | [13:13:57] <Daviald> The truth is that it doesn’t matter how fast you run, how skilled you learn your
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| − | karate moves, how many push-ups you can do or what diet plan you are on now.
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| − | [13:14:03] <Daviald> An unpretentious and unrelenting fact remains.
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| − | [13:14:11] <Daviald> That with each fleeting year the memories fade, friends vanish, beauty loses its color,
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| − | life becomes a collection of memoirs.
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| − | [13:14:19] <Daviald> As birthdays come and go all the alcohol and inebriated experiences in the world serve
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| − | no embankment to the endless cycle of death.
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| − | [13:14:21] <Daviald> Time marches on inexorably forward.
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| − | [13:14:26] <Daviald> Unrelenting, unyielding, incompassionately it hears neither your pleas nor cares for
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| − | your continued desire to live. It will envelop you in its embrace.
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| − | [13:14:34] <Daviald> As you fold into his grip and enter the endless night you soon fade from memories and
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| − | are you yourself forgotten. One more moment in the endless cycle of life and death.
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| − | [13:14:35] <ELV> it's sad!
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| − | [13:14:40] <ELV> what is wrong with you
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| − | [13:14:42] <Daviald> . A dewdrop of water in the sea lost in the ebb and flow. A mere footstep in the surf.
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| − | [13:14:50] <Riamh> Shut up, ELV...listen. No talk.
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| − | [13:14:51] <Aarth> hehe
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| − | [13:14:51] <Daviald> Life is a bitch, then you die. Enjoy what you can of it Kylie because you now have one less year.
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| − | [13:14:59] <Uceek> Daviald!!</pre>
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| − | ====July 15====
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| − | <pre>[02:01] <Ragnell> Why, are you all interested on how Battlemaster got me an engagement ring?
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| − | [02:01] <Aarth> hehe
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| − | [02:01] <ELV> becaue we want our engagement ring god damn it!
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| − | [02:01] <Aarth> Ragnell, are you on bt?
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| − | [02:01] <ELV> we got promised an engagement ring from Tom and I want it now!
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| − | [02:01] <Ragnell> Danira is.
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| − | [02:01] <Ragnell> lol
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| − | [02:01] <Aarth> Which realm?
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| − | [02:02] <Ragnell> you don't get it from Tom.
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| − | [02:02] <Ragnell> You have to get it from another player.
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| − | [02:02] <ELV> oh...
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| − | [02:02] * ELV pouts
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| − | [02:02] <ELV> I wanted Tom's!
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| − | [02:02] <Ragnell> And for that, you need to be a good player.
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| − | [02:02] <Ragnell> Tom is already married.
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| − | [02:02] <ELV> so?
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| − | [02:02] <Aarth> Which realm : :DD
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| − | [02:02] <Ragnell> he can't be handing out engagement rings...
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| − | [02:02] <Aarth> lol
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| − | [02:02] <ELV> why not?
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| − | [02:03] <Ragnell> a man can only afford to give one engagement ring in his whole life.
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| − | [02:03] <Aarth> ELC, tsk tsk...
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| − | [02:03] <Aarth> Dont marry your way into GMship :P</pre>
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| − | <pre>[01:27] <Aram_Stien> night all
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| − | [01:27] <ELV> good night Aram!
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| − | [01:28] <ENDperorNoPants> he'll be back in 5 minutes
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| − | [01:28] * Aram_Stien has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client�)
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| − | [01:28] * Aram_Stien has joined #battlemaster
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| − | [01:28] <Aram_Stien> no i wont
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| − | [01:28] * Aram_Stien has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client�)
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| − | [01:28] <ELV> well, that was short</pre>
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| − | <pre>[01:23] <ELV> I've heard prudent is a chick
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| − | [01:23] <Aarth> lol
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| − | [01:23] <Aarth> You heard wrong
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| − | [01:23] * ELV hopes a sexy daimon chick
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| − | [01:23] <Aarth> lol
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| − | [01:23] <Aram_Stien> but it just hard to believe that you are innocent of anything
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| − | [01:23] <Uceek> she is a chick Aarth!
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| − | [01:23] <ELV> I could try to breed with it
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| − | [01:23] <Aarth> Wtf?
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| − | [01:23] <Uceek> I asked!
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| − | [01:23] <ELV> make half-daimon, half-human babies
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| − | [01:23] <Aarth> Wtf?
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| − | [01:23] <Uceek> and was mildly jealous that she was
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| − | [01:23] * ELV really likes that idea
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| − | [01:23] <Aram_Stien> that f*cked up
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| − | [01:23] <Aarth> Did Unknowable do her?
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| − | [01:24] <Aarth> :P
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| − | [01:24] * ELV wonders if there are more female daimons
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| − | [01:24] * Uceek wants to breed with Vesti
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| − | [01:24] <Aarth> To make Keeper and Obersver?
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| − | [01:24] * Aram_Stien wants to be a gm
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| − | [01:24] <Uceek> but there are a few problems
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| − | [01:24] <ELV> did yo ask her if she was sexy Kylie?
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| − | [01:24] <Uceek> they lay eggs for starters
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| − | [01:24] <Uceek> everything they touch turns to fire
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| − | [01:24] * ELV can live with my babies being in eggs
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| − | [01:24] <Aarth> ELV< she has 2 horns and wings
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| − | [01:24] <ELV> hhmm...
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| − | [01:24] <ELV> one time f*ck then
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| − | [01:24] <Uceek> and they are surround by poisonous sulfur deadly to humans
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| − | [01:24] <ELV> better be good
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| − | [01:24] <ENDperorNoPants> so... wear fire-proof condoms...
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| − | [01:24] <ENDperorNoPants> and a gas mask...
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| − | [01:24] * ELV will invent medieval gas mask
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| − | [01:24] <Uceek> hehehehe
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| − | [01:25] <Aram_Stien> lol
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| − | [01:25] <ELV> and wings and horns CAN be sexy if done correctly
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| − | [01:25] <Aarth> lol
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| − | [01:25] <Aram_Stien> oh my god</pre>
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| − | <pre>[00:10] <ELV> yuo're such a bad person Daviald
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| − | [00:10] <ELV> maybe Kylie should spank you
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| − | [00:10] * Uceek nods
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| − | [00:10] <ELV> lmfao!
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| − | [00:10] <ELV> perfect timing!</pre>
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| − | ====July 14====
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| − | <pre>[14:56] <Ragnell> now that I am back home and without my boyfriend, I'll be online more.
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| − | [14:56] <Ragnell> but that doesn't mean I'll play better BM
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| − | [14:56] <Ragnell> I'm feeling uninspired lately.
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| − | [14:57] <Ragnell> I mean, I think the whole purpose of me playing Battlemaster was that I met
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| − | someone on the #battlemaster channel and marry him.
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| − | [14:57] <Ragnell> And, that already happened.
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| − | [14:57] <ELV> lmfao
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| − | [14:57] <Ragnell> well, I did not marry him, but I'm wearing my engagement ring. </pre>
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| − | ====July 12====
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| − | <pre>[14:28] <zmobiebob> does Darka hate Gauihu? since Gauihu destroyed Abington, they really oughtta be grateful to him.
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| − | [14:28] <ELV> lol
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| − | [14:28] <ELV> did he worsen relations with them?
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| − | [14:28] <zmobiebob> i think he declared war, but only because they'd, ya know, invaded.
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| − | [14:29] <LilWolf> Darka is doing ok I guess
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| − | [14:29] <ELV> psh...excuses!
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| − | [14:29] * McJambo has joined #battlemaster
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| − | [14:29] <ELV> I wouldn't declare war if someone invaded my realm!
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| − | [14:29] <ELV> Welcome McJambo!
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| − | [14:29] <McJambo> hay
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| − | [14:29] <zmobiebob> well you aren't Gauihu
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| − | [14:29] <ELV> or most sane rulers
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| − | [14:29] <ELV> I'd infiltrate their realm, stage a coup
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| − | [14:29] <zmobiebob> you probably also wouldn't execute someone by making them asphyxiate on their own intestines
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| − | [14:29] <ELV> and have a puppet realm
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| − | [14:29] <ELV> oh, I do that weekly!
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| − | [14:30] <zmobiebob> my esteem for you just went up!
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| − | [14:30] * ELV lives in the middle of nowhere...no one noticed them miving
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| − | [14:30] <ELV> notices them missing*</pre>
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| − | ====July ?====
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| − | <pre>[11:19] * ELV could care less about whether avamar was gone or not
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| − | [11:19] <ELV> but bring back the war
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| − | [11:20] <Veritek> especially since Tom theretened to intantly delete any new realm that had that as part of it's name
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| − | [11:20] <ELV> and use avamar as an excuse to blame things on
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| − | [11:20] <ELV> and to hide behind
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| − | [11:20] <ELV> he did?
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| − | [11:20] <Veritek> yep
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| − | [11:20] * ELV missed theat
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| − | [11:20] <ELV> that*
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| − | [11:20] <Veritek> it was after Avamar Selective
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| − | [11:20] <ELV> so...some new guy in about 5 years will secede the duchy of avamar, create avamar
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| − | [11:20] <ELV> and zap!
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| − | [11:20] <Veritek> :p
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| − | [11:20] <Veritek> Those who fail to learn from history...
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| − | [11:20] <ELV> lmfao
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| − | [11:20] <Veritek> will get bolted.</pre>
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| | ===May 2008=== | | ===May 2008=== |
Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet
May 2008
Some exceptionally long bit of silliness involving lots of nick changes.
April 2008
[16:46] * Lavigna tried her Goddess-like voice
[16:46] <Lavigna> who asked for me?
[16:46] * Lavigna slaps Aarth around a bit with a large trout
[16:46] <Aarth> Yes?
[16:46] <Aarth> You are goddess?
[16:47] <Lavigna> ya
[16:47] <Aarth> Huh :P
[16:47] <Lavigna> don't i look like one?
[16:47] <Aarth> I havent seen a pic :P
[16:47] <Lavigna> and you won't either
[16:47] <Lavigna> you must have blind faith in me
[16:47] <Aarth> Heh
[16:47] <Lavigna> :)
[16:47] <Aarth> :P
[16:47] <Aarth> damnit. Dinner time. Mom shouting.
[16:48] <Aarth> Brb.
February 2008
[01:15] <Uceek> I'm back
[01:15] <Uceek> you all missed me, I can tell
[01:15] <Uceek> its so quiet
[01:15] <Annaej> lol
[01:15] <Uceek> you're all depressed wondering when I'd be home from shopping
[01:15] <Uceek> ;)
[01:15] <Uceek> either that, or you didn't even notice I left :P
[01:16] <Annaej> I think everyone either got drunk or went to bed, or both
[01:16] <Uceek> lol
[01:16] <SniperChief> I'm arguing with Reilwin about infinity
[01:16] <Uceek> really?
[01:16] <SniperChief> really really
[01:16] <Uceek> so... afterall I don't think the orders changes are too bad
[01:16] <Uceek> how about everyone else?
[01:17] <Annaej> lol good Uceek
[01:17] <SniperChief> (it's taking a while)
[01:17] <Uceek> small realms it means nothing to
[01:17] <Uceek> big realms, it kinda shares the workload
[01:17] <Uceek> though, when 2ICs can send orders it will be better
[01:17] <Reilwin> lol, Uceek : really really
[01:18] <Uceek> really to infinity? :P
[01:19] <Reilwin> to the infinity equal to that of the set which comprises all
natural numbers, yup
[01:19] * Reilwin refuses to continue till the infinity equal to the set which
comprises all real numbers
IRC/Quotes/Infinity
January 2008
[14:44] <+VinnieThePooh> sting
[14:44] <VinnieTheDark> uh
[14:44] <VinnieTheDark> stop stealing my nickname
[14:44] <Baraedor> VinnieThePooh ftw
[14:44] <Baraedor> !
[14:44] Fi|in is now known as VinnieTheWood
[14:45] Baraedor is now known as VinnieTheSquirr
[14:45] <VinnieTheSquirr> damn
[14:45] VinnieTheSquirr is now known as VinnieTheKoala
[14:47] L sets mode: +o VinnieTheDark
[14:47] <VinnieThePooh> oh-oh :)
[14:48] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +ib #battlemaster!*@*
[14:48] <VinnieTheDark> arrrgh
[14:48] <VinnieTheWood> Arrrrrg
[14:48] <VinnieTheKoala> Arrrrrg
[14:49] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +b Vinnie*!*@*
[14:49] <VinnieTheDark> ha
[14:50] VinnieTheWood (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has left #battlemaster
[14:50] V|nnieTheDark (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has joined #battlemaster
[14:50] <VinnieThePooh> Someone care to translate what Vinnie is doing? I don't speak IRC :P
[14:51] VinnieTheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has left #battlemaster
[14:51] Vinn1etheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has joined #battlemaster
[14:51] <Hoensbroeck> VinnieTheDark is trying to protect his nickname;) so that others can't
use 'Vinnie-something'
[14:51] VinnieThePooh is now known as PrincessVinnie
[14:51] <PrincessVinnie> ?
[14:51] <Vinn1etheKoala> ?
[14:51] VinnieTheDark sets mode: -b+b Vinnie*!*@* *Vinnie*!*@*
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[11:16] <Ragnell> hi Peny
[11:17] VinnieTheDark (~Vinnie@kotnet-147.kulnet.kuleuven.be) has joined #battlemaster
[11:17] <VinnieTheDark> hm
[11:17] <VinnieTheDark> was a little hard to join
[11:17] <VinnieTheDark> with having my own nickname banned and all
[11:18] <Esorp> Your nicjname was banned?
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[11:27] <Real-e-three> Vinnie banned his own nick :P
[11:27] <Real-e-three> Hi Ragnell :)
[11:27] <Real-e-three> Yesterday 3 of us changed our nicks to VinnieThe*
[11:27] <Real-e-three> And so...
[11:27] Real-e-three is now known as Peny
[11:28] <Peny> Was fun :D
[11:28] <Esorp> lol
[11:28] Ragnell is now known as VinnieTheJerk
[11:28] <Esorp> I saw someone called VinnieThePooh
[11:29] <Peny> That's me :)
[11:29] <Esorp> :D
[11:29] <Peny> I do that when Vinnie is online :)
[11:29] <Peny> Oh
[11:29] Peny is now known as VinnieThePooh
[11:29] <VinnieTheJerk> :-P
[11:29] <VinnieThePooh> He's online :P
[11:29] <Esorp> This is tempting.
[13:13] <Kai> moo
[13:17] Peny pets the cow
[13:20] m2rt milks the cow
[13:24] m2rt is now known as Esorp
[13:24] Esorp f*cks the cow
[13:24] Esorp is now known as m2rt
[13:24] Peny grabs a big butcher-knife
[13:24] Peny is now known as Cow_Butcher
[13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs
[13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs again
[13:24] Silverhawk starts the fire on a BBQ
[13:25] Cow_Butcher is now known as Cow_
[13:25] Cow_ dies
[13:25] m2rt brings the ketchup :P
[13:25] Cow_ is BBQ-d
[13:25] Cow_ is now known as Peny
[13:25] Silverhawk grabs a plate and cuts of a piece for m2rt
[13:26] m2rt takes the piece and thanks Silverhawk
[13:26] <Peny> Milk, anyone?
[13:26] m2rt enjoys the fine meat
[13:27] <Peny> Kai-aw tastes good
[13:43] <Peny> Aw, was someone here yesterday when Vinnie banned his own nick?
[13:43] <Peny> I need a log of that :P
<Andrasta> :.:.:.:.:.:
<Andrasta> you will never take the ramparts!
<Andrasta> i fart in your general direction
<Veritek> \_/------/|==|\ (catapult)
<Veritek> O (big boulder)
<Veritek> :.:... . . . ...:.:.: (what's left of your castle walls)
<Ragnell> hmmm
<Andrasta> damn you!
Andrasta retreats to the keep
Ragnell builds the stupid pillow wall again.
<Andrasta> an ally!
<Andrasta> now you are doomed, Veritek!
<Andrasta> sally forth, brave warriors, and crush thine enemies!
<Veritek> .| .| .| .| .| .| .| .| (my pikemen of DOOOM!)
<Andrasta> 0|0|0|0|0|0| (shield wall!)
<Veritek> ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ (my crows that will feast on your bodies!)
<Veritek> >>>=====> (Ballista bolts to scatter your shield wall)
<Andrasta> |) -> ^-^ (archers picking off the crows)
<Ragnell> O-}-< (sleeping Raggy)
<Andrasta> drats, my ally is defeated!
<Veritek> <,,_,,)--- (Mice to scare your soldiers)
<Andrasta> \o/ \o/ \o/ (surrendering troops)
<Andrasta> |||||) (||||| (opened gates)
<Veritek> o/ \o (victorious troops giving high 5s)
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