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Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet

January 2008

<Veritek> \_/------/|==|\ (catapult)
<Veritek> O (big boulder)
<Veritek> :.:... . . . ...:.:.: (what's left of your castle walls)
<Ragnell> hmmm
<Andrasta> damn you!
Andrasta retreats to the keep
Ragnell builds the stupid pillow wall again.
<Andrasta> an ally!
<Andrasta> now you are doomed, Veritek!
<Andrasta> sally forth, brave warriors, and crush thine enemies!
<Veritek> .| .| .| .| .| .| .| .| (my pikemen of DOOOM!)
<Andrasta> 0|0|0|0|0|0| (shield wall!)
<Veritek> ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ (my crows that will feast on your bodies!)
<Veritek> >>>=====> (Ballista bolts to scatter your shield wall)
<Andrasta> |) -> ^-^ (archers picking off the crows)
<Ragnell> O-}-< (sleeping Raggy)
<Andrasta> drats, my ally is defeated!
<Veritek> <,,_,,)--- (Mice to scare your soldiers)
<Andrasta> \o/ \o/ \o/ (surrendering troops)
<Andrasta> |||||) (||||| (opened gates)

November 2007

<Ragnell> it just sucks when a professor claims I'm better than my peers.
<^ban^> thank him for the compliment
<Veritek> Was he looking at your face when he said it, or your chest?
<Alanna_at_Work> Ragnell, it's fine to accept that you have superior intellect to those around you—as long as you also accept the possibility that you're wrong
<Alanna_at_Work> you're only being an arrogant jerk if you actually brag about it
<Alanna_at_Work> or otherwise rub other people's faces in it
<Ragnell> Veritek, I have superior boobs. I know that.
<Alanna_at_Work> I mean, I'm way smarter than all you poor sods here, but you don't see me lording it over you do you?
<Alanna_at_Work> ...err, wait--
<Veritek> Ragnell: Will you rub your superiority in my face?

October 2007

[12:51] <Nemrus> hmm... Exile, I cast that wololo spell in Thormegor and it revolted
[12:51] <Nemrus> WTF
[12:51] <Nemrus> i mean WTHell
[12:51] <Nemrus> sigh

August 2007

[16:32] <Veritek> Rule #34 of the Internet: If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.
[16:38] <Alanna_at_Work> Veritek, rule #35 of the internet: if you can't imagine it, there is *still* porn of it
[16:39] <LilWolf> Squid porn with chocolate pudding ftw!

April 2006

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20:45:37 <+Tokanan> LilWolf I think we are taking over the head of Ragnell

20:45:55 <+Ragnell> yes you are.

20:46:45 <+LilWolf> I hope it's a friendly one and not a brutal one. Though we could go looting then :p

20:47:06 <+Tokanan> *talking

20:47:13 <+LilWolf> Oh..

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[16:19] * _Yavanna_ is about to slap Nightwish with everything she finds infront of her

[16:19] * _Yavanna_ slaps Nightwish with Peakki

[16:19] <Nightwish> I always have that effect on women ;)

[16:20] <_Yavanna_> they slap you with peakki??

[16:20] * Peakki hates that

Prior to April 7th

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[17:02] <+Tokanan> One of the things I have learned about TOM is he is like a bear

[17:02] <+VinnieTheDark> lol

[17:02] <+Tokanan> Big floffy and warm

[17:03] <+Tokanan> but has sharp teeth and claws and a short temper

[17:03] <+Tokanan> especially when it feels it is being pushed into a corner

[17:03] <+Tokanan> and then it is to large and powerfull to wresle with

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05/11/21 14:50:15 <Ragnell> but compared to other countries, I think I can claim Mexico was never at war with another country
05/11/21 14:50:21 <Lorgan> mexico was ally in WWII wasn't it?
05/11/21 14:50:25 <Lorgan> well
05/11/21 14:50:25 <MarcJ> Umm... Santa Anna
05/11/21 14:50:28 <Ragnell> yeah, we had allies but we sort of never have had sufficient CS

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20:41:29 < Ragnell> and I am monogamous

20:41:31 < Ragnell> and monoamorous

20:41:45 <+Alanna_at_Work> but not monosyllabic

20:41:56 <+Alanna_at_Work> nor monoglot

20:41:56 <+AjAxed> lol

20:42:28 <+Alanna_at_Work> nor (I would expect) monochrome

20:43:50 <+VinnieTheDark> what on earth

20:43:53 <+VinnieTheDark> a lot of mono words

20:44:36 <+VinnieTheDark> and I thought we were living in a time were everyone had Stero sound!

20:44:44 <+VinnieTheDark> (everyone should smile at such an overly silly joke.)

20:44:52 <+Alanna_at_Work> well, I'm certainly not monoaural ;-)

20:46:08 <+AjAxed> lol

20:46:52 <+AjAxed> this conversation is becoming "mono"tonic

20:47:01 < Ragnell> I am monochromatic, btw

20:47:03 < Ragnell> I'm all brown

20:47:16 <+Alanna_at_Work> all the same colour of brown?

20:47:24 < Ragnell> similar

20:47:37 <+AjAxed> lol!! What a question =))

20:47:49 < Ragnell> no,

20:47:51 < Ragnell> I am brown

20:48:08 <+Alanna_at_Work> well, if you're not all the same colour of brown, you're not truly monochromatic

20:48:13 < Ragnell> enough to still be called brown.

20:48:41 <+Alanna_at_Work> and just being similar enough to be called "brown" all over, I think, isn't really quite good enough

20:48:59 < Ragnell> lol

20:49:21 < Ragnell> no, it is not the same color of brown

20:49:29 < Ragnell> my eyes and hair are the same brown brown

20:49:33 < Ragnell> my skin is only brown-ish

20:49:38 < Ragnell> and my nails are pink

20:49:44 < Ragnell> and my teeth are white

20:49:47 <+VinnieTheDark> :D

20:49:52 < Ragnell> so no, I am not monochromatic after all

20:50:04 <+Alanna_at_Work> then you're polysyllabic, polyglot, and polychromatic

20:50:15 < Ragnell> I am still not polyamorous

20:50:21 <+LilWolf> That has to be one of weirdest discussion ever held in this channel..

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[20:01] Nosferatus: Invisibility is the Unknown, However everything visible doesn't excist

[20:01] Nosferatus: that one keeps cracking my brain

[20:02] Sparky-king: I disagree

[20:02] Nosferatus: haha

[20:02] Nosferatus: you cant

[20:03] Nosferatus: it's philosophy

[20:03] VinnieTheDark: ^^

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[20:52] Sparky-king: we're teaming with caligus

[20:52] Sparky-king: and have to put akesh temple and sir temple under heavy guard

[20:53] *** Weylyn has left #Battlemaster.

[20:54] Bisshop: lol sparky

[20:54] Bisshop: Im ruler and i dont know any of these plans

[20:55] Sparky-king: well

[20:56] Sparky-king: I am marquis and I talk to lycastus a lot

[20:57] Bisshop: lol

[21:08] Ragnell: I am queen and I talk to no one

[21:11] qp-moon: ^^